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re: Men, How would you honestly classify yourself

Posted on 11/7/16 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66563 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

I'm 45, so I'm well past the point of caring what others think. I like what I like, and I really don't give a damned about anything else, certainly classifications of being a man.



Thanks for adding that to the thread.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 6:14 pm to
Of those types you listed, I would have to say Natural Male.

Clothing preferences - Comfortable. Jeans or shorts. Button up, golf shirt, t-shirt, or soccer/hockey jersey. I pay very little attention/money on my appearance.
I clip my nails like a regular person.
I shave my face every week or two.
Work inside, but referee soccer as a side job.
Drinking style is mostly craft beer. Only drink the cheaper stuff is someone else is buying. I have liquor at the house, but it's mostly for guests.

Born and raised in Alabama, but I am far from country or redneck.
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 6:16 pm
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 7:31 pm to
quote:


I'm 45, so I'm well past the point of caring what others think. I like what I like, and I really don't give a damned about anything else, certainly classifications of being a man.


Spot on!
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134050 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 7:40 pm to
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Masterag


Mi negrito
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58120 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 7:43 pm to
Living the life
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
3728 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 8:09 pm to
I wish I could downvote this twice
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

I trimmed a Power T in my man-bush.




Pics
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58831 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 1:52 am to
I am the old white guy in the middle




I really don't care what you call me as long as you call me to dinner.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 12:04 am to
Male. 6'7. 330 lbs. 0% body fat. 100% muscle mass. Three legs. I'll fight the world. I've taken shits bigger than most of you pricks.
Posted by bama will rise again
N Alabama
Member since Apr 2014
1669 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 4:16 am to
I'm a man, I'm 40.

Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3673 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:46 am to
Goatee, top and bottom.

And Get Off My Lawn!
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16295 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:00 am to
Natural Male
Country boy

90% of my worn attire is Army Uniforms and high end denim

I bass fish, I do not hunt. I will go hunting twice a year but I don't put time and money into it.

I love anything racing / fast car oriented. Have 2 older cars that I play with. Spend a lot of time in the shop working on them and over maintaining our everyday vehicles. I do everything to my home and property. No other man comes here to spray pesticide, do electrical, etc etc other than Directv and I feel like a homo when he's here.

I don't use straws, say "pee" or sit around with my mouth open thanks to an overly hetero father.

Craft beer at home and with grilled meats, Michelob Ultra in a can while boating or on the beach.

No metro tendencies other than daily shaving the rig.

This post was edited on 11/10/16 at 11:01 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:30 am to
Lanier, this is the gayest thread you have ever posted... WTF?

Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:10 am to
I'm a metrosexal if there ever was one. I shop at bath and body works I love to shop. I men I work out and zhjt but I like to smell and look good
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:16 am to
I get asked if im Gay a t least a few times a year. My fiancee when she mentioned me told me eventually she thought I was really cute but was 100% positive I was gay lol. I'm not there most Manish guy on eaeth
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34680 posts
Posted on 11/13/16 at 7:56 am to
Beta technocrat
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16093 posts
Posted on 11/13/16 at 9:00 am to
Natural male. I work in a male-dominated industry, I hunt and fish, never had a manicure or pedicure, my barber is a salty old navy vet with a little hole-in-the-wall shop, and I drink my scotch neat.

There are some things that Can be considered metro, I suppose. I own a pair of Lily Pulitzer shorts that my wife bought me, along with a pair of pink shorts. I have a very well stocked closet that includes a differing variety of sports coats, several suits, and a tuxedo. I do believe in dressing for the occasion.

I also have some country/redneck tendencies. I used to chew a lot of tobacco and when I get really stressed at work I will go down to the Gas station and grab a pouch of Redman. My southern accent is thicker than I realize a lot of times. I drive a truck that is 15 years old because I have maintained it very well and it runs like a dream so I see no need in replacing it; it has a few dents and dings, and several of my friends have asked why I don't buy a new one, but I couldn't get a fair price for it if I sold it.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18062 posts
Posted on 11/13/16 at 10:35 am to
Married with Children
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282046 posts
Posted on 11/13/16 at 10:46 am to
Cleaned up mountain man.
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