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Male Pattern Baldness Is So Weird
Posted on 8/4/13 at 2:59 am
Posted on 8/4/13 at 2:59 am
I don't get it.
Such luscious and healthy hair right next to death.
I don't get how there isn't a 'cure' or way to avoid this life ending phenomenon.
My guess is that a true cure would involve some kind of cell rejuvenation technology that would end aging and ruin the foundation of the human race.
Fuuuck. Double Fuuck.
This is what the near future holds.
Such luscious and healthy hair right next to death.
I don't get how there isn't a 'cure' or way to avoid this life ending phenomenon.
My guess is that a true cure would involve some kind of cell rejuvenation technology that would end aging and ruin the foundation of the human race.
Fuuuck. Double Fuuck.
This is what the near future holds.
This post was edited on 8/4/13 at 3:06 am
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Posted on 8/4/13 at 3:25 am to mograyback
Just shave it. Women love jason stathom.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 3:31 am to NATidefan
If you are short and bald, your life is fricked.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 6:44 am to harmonics
poor George.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 9:02 am to mograyback
Prayers sent if you have a lumpy head.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 9:40 am to mograyback
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I don't get it.
men without hair = not sexy
women without hair = sexy (carpet not drapes)
Looking for sense in women's dating habits is the epicenter of folly. Shave your head, shave your nuts, and play the metrosexual card. It is called adaptation and Darwin noted the effect of adaptive breeding strategies. Make lemonade out of your lemon and move one. Chicks dig assertive guys over wimpy whiny dudes.
Don't know if this strategy works but at least the guy is owning it and not letting it own him.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 10:51 am to mograyback
My hair is going bald very similarly to the guy with the guitar.
Doesn't bother me to much. Right now it is not to bad so I can comb over it. And I wear hats most of the time when not at home so it won't be seen anyway. When it gets bad I'll just shave it off. Being bald I assume will be good in this desert heat we have.
Doesn't bother me to much. Right now it is not to bad so I can comb over it. And I wear hats most of the time when not at home so it won't be seen anyway. When it gets bad I'll just shave it off. Being bald I assume will be good in this desert heat we have.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 10:53 am to harmonics
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If you are short and bald, your life is fricked.
Indeed. I'm 5'5 and going bald at 23. frick my life.
This post was edited on 8/4/13 at 10:55 am
Posted on 8/4/13 at 11:11 am to mograyback
Much better than mine bro. Enjoy it while you have it and then move on.
Posted on 8/4/13 at 11:50 am to mograyback
they can staple some pubicles up there just sayin
Posted on 8/4/13 at 12:13 pm to mograyback
Senescence my man. Get used to it.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:51 pm to Upperaltiger06
I was starting to have a problem with it, but I found the source of my problem. To slow it down dramatically, do not dry your hair so roughly. I realized I was guilty of this and soon stopped. I've seen a large decrease in the speed of me losing hair.
This and switching to Garnier Fructis product that supposedly strengthens hair.
This and switching to Garnier Fructis product that supposedly strengthens hair.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:56 pm to mograyback
Eh don't be so insecure about yourself, you are a fricking man (debatable at this point) this happens to most men as they age.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:22 pm to Mr.Sinister
I'd be more worried about hand being bigger than your face..... sure sign of cancer
Posted on 8/5/13 at 2:56 pm to storey979
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I'd be more worried about hand being bigger than your face..... sure sign of cancer
Hand does look oddly large in that pic... ha
Posted on 8/5/13 at 3:50 pm to Garfield
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Much better than mine bro. Enjoy it while you have it and then move on.
This. And my giant melon head is lumpy too.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 4:30 pm to mograyback
i have two moles on my upper forehead that you couldn't see when i graduated HS. i knew they were there and if you were up close and personal YOU knew they were there.
At 30 everybody knows they are there.
At 30 everybody knows they are there.
Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:08 am to 3nOut
Aren't there products to help you guys? Like Bosley or something?
Posted on 8/6/13 at 10:51 pm to SomeTigerFan
There is a cure. Shave it clean and hit the gym. Dress well and smell good. You are cured!
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:12 pm to mograyback
My hairline started to recede around 22. I'm full head of hair though, but I have been shaving it 1 guard for awhile now.
Much more comfortable.
Much more comfortable.
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