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re: If you smoke cigarettes, you're a fricking nuisance to society
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:26 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:26 pm to Slippery Slope
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You have a shitty job if you would get fired for walking out for a few minutes.
This is a fact
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Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:26 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Put em up brotato 
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:30 pm to FourThreeForty
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Put em up brotato
Later, I'm gonna finish this Cuban cigar and Johnnie Walker, drown a puppy and go to bed
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:38 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Big difference in a fine cigar and a trashy arse Malboro.
Who the frick smokes Cohibas at work?
You a stock trader?
Who the frick smokes Cohibas at work?
You a stock trader?
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:39 pm to cas4t
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:40 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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drown a puppy
Drown one for me brah
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:42 pm to cas4t
And please, continue to throw your shite on the ground, since it is invisible, doesn't count as litter, and evaporates into pixie dust.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:50 pm to Grievous Angel
Exactly.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:11 pm to cas4t
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Who the frick smokes Cohibas at work?
You a stock trader?
Yes.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:16 pm to LiterallyPolice
quote:Best SECr/TD alter.
LiterallyPolice
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 11:16 pm
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:27 pm to crimsonian
I'm flattered by your advances it's cute
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:40 pm to UMRealist
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I can't kiss a girl that smokes without wanting to start throwing up
That was only half the problem lol
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:43 pm to UMRealist
She pokes
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:54 pm to DMagic
Posted on 8/8/13 at 12:21 am to cas4t
Smoking is an unattractive habit, but god damn this is a whiny, paranoid rant.
Posted on 8/8/13 at 12:33 am to 15sammy34
Most likely correct. It's banned at Troy. A bunch of guys sat on the back stoop every night smoking mostly pot and nothing was ever done.
Pissed me off when one dude kept locking himself out and banging on the door at midnight. Multiple times a night
Pissed me off when one dude kept locking himself out and banging on the door at midnight. Multiple times a night
Posted on 8/8/13 at 2:09 am to cas4t
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Just evacuated my hotel because some Jew set off the fire alarm by Jewing in their room.
Also got a discount on my rental car (not worth it, my company is paying for it) because some Jew can't get over his/her jewddiction and jewed in the car. I have to keep the windows down because I feel like I'm killing my future children. Not to mention it smells like a Jew bar and I'm worried about second hand jewphysema.
Congrats on being a plague to the human race.
Cool story Adolph.
This post was edited on 8/8/13 at 2:10 am
Posted on 8/8/13 at 2:09 am to cas4t
frick you too guy. Quit whinin'
Posted on 8/8/13 at 2:13 am to BluegrassBelle
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FWIW I don't smoke and it's a deal-breaker for me when it comes to dating.
Well there goes Johnny Depp's chances with you, I'm sure he'll be kicking himself when he finds out.
Posted on 8/8/13 at 2:31 am to CrimsonFever
He should. I'm awesome.
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