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re: If you could make one improvement to Human anatomy what would it be?

Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:32 pm to
If I could do it without any pain I would actually get a penile reduction surgery. Little Ed isn't so little. In fact, the only complaints I've ever had is that it's too much. Too intense.

If I'm being honest.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71044 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:25 pm to


Made me laugh with this post.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:11 am to
Don’t know how it would possible but if some kind of way the calf muscle could be in front of the leg.
You never ever run into something with the back of your leg, but boy those unprotected shins.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:42 am to
Ability to perceive light outside the visible spectrum
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
3315 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:43 am to
Testicles inside the body instead of hanging from a sack like a punching bag
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:50 am to
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Testicles inside the body instead of hanging from a sack like a punching bag




Then how are you going to get the boys played with?


Have them drop down like a disco ball when they hear the right cue?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 1:52 pm to
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This reminded me of a question my friends and I would discuss from time to time....would you rather get it on with a woman who was covered in fur or one that had wings?
Seems easy. I'm taking the angel over the wolf-lady. That's just me though
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4408 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:13 pm to
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Got wife this for Christmas


Way way TMI.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71044 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:55 pm to
Not a fan of the fun stuff?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 2:06 pm to
He's probably jealous his husband didn't get one for him

I just hope his boy at Purdue, Rondale Moore, doesn't shove too much up Auburn's arse next week
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71044 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 2:44 pm to
I got you a whip - found it on the side of a buggy in Amish land. Don't like their mistreatment of their rides!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:16 pm to
If you asked my wife, she'd design men with their dicks on their chins...
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14143 posts
Posted on 12/22/18 at 9:36 pm to
Better knees.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20449 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 10:30 pm to
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Shaving would suck depending on the gill placement.




It's highly unlikely that your gills would have evolved with hair to obstruct them.
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:22 am to
ability to rotate head 270 deg like an owl
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 2:32 pm to
Waste disposal needs to be moved away from the playground.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90410 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 3:28 pm to
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Duckbill


Most females seemed to evolved to having this these days
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 12:20 pm to
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Seems easy. I'm taking the angel over the wolf-lady. That's just me though


Sure, but what if the wings were like bat wings instead.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4408 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:23 pm to

"On the back. For dancing."
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:51 pm to
In the same vein, some kind of self-cleaning a-hole situation. That way the butthole can remain a part of the playground, but be both more predictable and spontaneous.
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