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I hate receiving change.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:26 pm
This is why I rarely carry cash. Yes, standing in line behind some fresh off the boat immigrants with a coughing child, what I want is to hand a cashier a few bills and receive a wad of metal pieces, riddled with the viruses, bacteria and trace fecal matter of strangers.
Money is gross. People are gross.
I realize we're all worms living in the same mudpit Earth I'll keep debit carding and using my pinky knuckle to enter my pin. frick paying with cash.
Money is gross. People are gross.
I realize we're all worms living in the same mudpit Earth I'll keep debit carding and using my pinky knuckle to enter my pin. frick paying with cash.
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Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:31 pm to wmr
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I hate receiving change.
Solution: Don't pay with cash.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:45 pm to wmr
I don't disagree that money is gross. But, you may be underestimating the cleanliness of everything else at the microbiological level.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:46 pm to wmr
I'm guessing there's an extra long fingernail on that pinky finger of yours.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:52 pm to wmr
Dude, germs are everywhere. All your precautions are not in your favor. You will get germs. Have you ever been sick before? Of course you have. Just let it go. You sick arse bitch.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 12:03 am to wmr
I use cash damn near exclusively. I dump the metal change in the nearest donation jar, usually right there at the register.
You're a pussy.
You're a pussy.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 10:37 am to wmr
Are you married? If so, do you have a joint bank account?
You will one day not give a single shite about those germs if you have the above, and will thank the gods for cash.
You will one day not give a single shite about those germs if you have the above, and will thank the gods for cash.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:05 am to OBReb6
^^ Bingo
"Hush money"
"Hush money"
Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:26 am to wmr
I haven't used cash in 2016. Not that I'm germophobic, just haven't had the need.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:29 am to wmr
You sound like a gigantic pussy
Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:32 am to OBReb6
I keep a good portion of my money in cash because if the financial system ever crashes and there's a run on the banks you can't get your money because it's all digital it's not actually backed up by hard currency.
Cash is real and I feel comfortable knowing I have enough cash to make it awhile if SHTF
Cash is real and I feel comfortable knowing I have enough cash to make it awhile if SHTF
Posted on 9/4/16 at 1:53 pm to wmr
If this is all you have to bitch about in life, you're doing pretty well. 
Posted on 9/4/16 at 3:58 pm to deltaland
... In the meantime I enjoy having all my paper bills under my mattress devalued at 3% per year ad infinitum
Posted on 9/4/16 at 4:02 pm to wmr
You're gonna get the mumps using cash in Springdale
Posted on 9/4/16 at 5:59 pm to Kentucker
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I'm germophobic
I become more so every year. It has coincided with my growing misanthropy.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 6:04 pm to PowerTool
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I'm guessing there's an extra long fingernail on that pinky finger of yours.
Pinky knuckle is the safest digital area to make contact with pin-pads and public restroom door handles.
I don't mind getting my hands dirty, as long as it is from nature and not anonymous human filth.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 7:59 pm to wmr
Good god you sound like a whiny little frick.
Posted on 9/4/16 at 8:15 pm to wmr
Cash guy here. Got one of those electric coin organizers years ago and finally put it to work yesterday. Never would have thought that water jug of mine had 600$ in it 
Posted on 9/4/16 at 9:45 pm to wmr
Posted on 9/7/16 at 8:55 am to wmr
What is "change"????
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