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I hate global warming

Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:32 pm
The big oil companies and kids using spray paint to graffiti up highway overpasses have destroyed the ozone to the point that I can apply sunblock 30, take my kids out jet skiing for 4 hours and still get burnt to a crisp

Frick you global warming, I'm mailing Al Gore a dollar as soon as I can walk again.

Innocent victims of global warming: tops of my feet, my friggin ANKLES, my knees, tops of my legs, my shoulders
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:36 pm to
My fault. I have been spraying aerosols on the front porch as often as possible. May was a little chilly in Missouri.

Last part of your post sounded like an old white man's version of a Khia song.
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 7:37 pm
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3155 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:48 pm to
You're talking about ozone layer depletion. Global warming is a completely different environmental disaster altogether.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:03 pm to
Your post reminded me of this song:

Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:04 pm to
Don't global warming and ozone depletion have opposite etiologic factors?
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2548 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:21 pm to
Please don't eat the cheese.

Do your own research.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:43 pm to
you mean sunblock doesn't last all day when you're playing in the water? they really should put that on the bottle.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

You're talking about ozone layer depletion. Global warming is a completely different environmental disaster altogether.


The ozone layer is improving. This shows that humans actually can work together to rehabilitate our environment. It seems that the most difficult part is convincing people that we're actually causing harm to it.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Ozone layer is improving





Uh, no. Half my body says it's NOT IMPROVING!!!!!!!!!
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105399 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

Global warming is a completely different environmental disaster altogether.


Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69896 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

You're talking about ozone layer depletion. Global warming is a completely different environmental disaster altogether.




Global warming is 100 % Complete and utter bullshite.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:54 pm to





My feet are glowing. My whole body is radiating heat! Oh frick! I am now CONTRIBUTING to global warming
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30163 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:59 pm to
Global Warming is a myth
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9583 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

take my kids out jet skiing for 4 hours


Lul$
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Global warming is 100 % Complete and utter bullshite.


Slow down there, Sparky. There used to be glaciers in Missouri. That is proof there has been global warming. Also proof that man didn't cause it.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 10:20 am to
I don't care who caused it, the point is that I'm suffering because of it!

I've become a robot
Posted by Person of interest
The Hill
Member since Jan 2014
1786 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Global warming is 100 % Complete and utter bullshite.


NASA disagrees.

LINK
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 10:45 am to
Shocking that a government agency would support the position of the administration. NASA needs to stick to rockets and shite.
Posted by Person of interest
The Hill
Member since Jan 2014
1786 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 10:51 am to
So does the Navy.

LINK
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