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Go kayak fishing in the ocean. It'll be fun they say...
Posted on 4/6/17 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 4/6/17 at 5:59 pm
Except for when a great white knocks you out of your kayak
eta- pause it at 42 seconds.
eta- pause it at 42 seconds.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 6:02 pm
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:18 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:20 pm to Alahunter
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:27 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 4/6/17 at 7:23 pm to Alahunter
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Posted on 4/6/17 at 7:36 pm to Alahunter
Nooooo thank you
Posted on 4/6/17 at 7:49 pm to Alahunter
Opened it up and saw the still screen. Didn't need to hit play. Nope.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 8:43 pm to Alahunter
If you wanted to see two Guinness world records set at one time, put me in that kayak.
1. Record one...amount of shite defecated at once when hit by a Great White shark...
2. Paddling world record...dont care distance. I'd be one booking motherfricker.
1. Record one...amount of shite defecated at once when hit by a Great White shark...
2. Paddling world record...dont care distance. I'd be one booking motherfricker.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 9:58 pm to Alahunter
I have been doing this for years. I have thought about being knocked out. Fortunately, I've never seen anything close to a great white.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 8:19 am to Alahunter
That dude looked scared as shite 
Posted on 4/7/17 at 8:42 am to Alahunter
At the moment when one realized something he didn't think about happening, happened. 
Posted on 4/7/17 at 8:46 am to GnashRebel
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That dude looked scared as shite
frick, you wouldn't be? I might start crying like a bitch of that shite happened to me. Sharks and alligators are basically God's perfect killing machines, unchanged for millions of years aside from a decrease in size, because they've basically evolved to maximize their killing potential.
This post was edited on 4/7/17 at 8:48 am
Posted on 4/7/17 at 9:32 am to crispyUGA
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I might start crying like a bitch of that shite happened to me.
That was right out of Jaws.
I think I'd probably quit kayak fishing and take up butterfly catching.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:14 am to DownSouthJukin
Stamps! No more pools, hotubs or baths, showers only.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:36 am to Alahunter
Dude lost all those rods too. We have lost fish to sharks before. Always called it paying the tax man. Not sure what I would call losing all my gear to a fish. Possibly "lucky" if I still have all my appendages.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:16 am to GnashRebel
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That dude looked scared as shite
I most likely would have gone into shock and just sat there frozen too scared to move, think Jim Carrey crying and sucking his thumb in the bathroom stall in Dumb and Dumber
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:21 am to jchamil
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I most likely would have gone into shock and just sat there frozen too scared to move
Jaws Scene
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:53 pm to GnashRebel
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That dude looked scared as shite
If I got knocked outta my dinghy by a fricking shark, I'd be a MITE concerned
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