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re: Girlfriend Pet Peeve
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:07 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:07 am to TbirdSpur2010
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What if.............Doritos are a part of the meal?
OMG!!! I cannot believe you mentioned that!!! I have to leave the room if he breaks out the damn Doritos!!! It's THE WORST!!!
You lick your Doritos fingers, don't you?
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Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:09 am to Arkla Missy
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You lick your Doritos fingers, don't you?
Like any God-fearing, red-blooded, American male worth his salt!
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:11 am to Tantal
quote:I feel like it would be the ultimate test in terms of being able to keep your shite together while trying to please two. Sounds hard, but it sounds extremely rewarding. I'm also an insane try-hard in that area, it'd be interesting for damn sure.
Been there. HIGHLY recommend!
This post was edited on 2/15/14 at 1:12 am
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:11 am to TbirdSpur2010
Finger lickers. 
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:12 am to Arkla Missy
quote:Why in God's name would you waste that amazing flavor on a napkin?
You lick your Doritos fingers, don't you?
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:13 am to Arkla Missy
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Finger lickers.
n/m
gnite youngn's..
This post was edited on 2/15/14 at 1:15 am
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:16 am to Arkla Missy
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Finger lickers.
Oh the places we could go.....
And Drewbie gets it
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:28 am to Drewbie
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I feel like it would be the ultimate test in terms of being able to keep your shite together while trying to please two. Sounds hard, but it sounds extremely rewarding. I'm also an insane try-hard in that area, it'd be interesting for damn sure.
Not really. In my case, the girl is there for Mrs. Tantal, not me. I'm perfectly content to just kick back with a Jim Beam and Coke and enjoy the show. I don't need any other women. Mrs. T is as much as I can handle as-is. I don't need any jealousy issues from her in the morning, so I keep my mitts off of her friends.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:31 am to Tantal
I bow down to your superior knowledge.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:33 am to Drewbie
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I bow down to your superior knowledge.
As you should. I'm old and know the ropes.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:39 am to Tantal
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Tantal
Teach me everything you know, for the good of my own Mrs. T, O Great One
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:45 am to TbirdSpur2010
C'mon Tbird. I know you can't need pointers. Sad state of affairs otherwise.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:48 am to Duke
The minute you stop thinking you need pointers is the minute you stop getting regular pussy
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:49 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Teach me everything you know, for the good of my own Mrs. T, O Great One
It's pretty simple….if she bats both ways, let her. Don't mess with her "friends" because she WILL get jealous. Just slide in at the end, administer the BBC (to the wife only), and go to sleep. Many women enjoy the sexual company of another woman, even if they're primarily heterosexual. Let them indulge that…..so long as you get to watch. If she's truly primary hetero, she's not going to leave you for a woman.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:49 am to TbirdSpur2010
Hasn't been a problem for me. I guess my talent just exceeds yours.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:53 am to Duke
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Hasn't been a problem for me. I guess my talent just exceeds yours.
Hey, I never claimed to be the best
Gotta work for everything I get (save for BBC being my mulligan, thank God )Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:55 am to Tantal
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It's pretty simple….if she bats both ways, let her. Don't mess with her "friends" because she WILL get jealous. Just slide in at the end, administer the BBC (to the wife only), and go to sleep. Many women enjoy the sexual company of another woman, even if they're primarily heterosexual. Let them indulge that…..so long as you get to watch.
She's never been with another girl, but hasn't exactly shot it down completely, either.
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If she's truly primary hetero, she's not going to leave you for a woman.
Definitely not worried about this.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:55 am to dwgsfrlife7673
When she complains about how hard her life is when she really has it made. And when problems arise that she brings on herself and she whines about it and blames something or someone else for it happening.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 1:59 am to TbirdSpur2010
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(save for BBC being my mulligan, thank God )
Maybe the bride wants the woman AND the BBC. No problem with that. Just be careful about offering the BBC to her friend! She may be cool with it in the heat of the moment (especially if there's alcohol involved), but she'll be pissed and jealous in the cold, gray light of dawn. Just enjoy the show, then come in to play clean-up at the end. Either that, or just make sure that Mrs. T is always the meat in that sandwich.
Posted on 2/15/14 at 2:03 am to deltaland
quote:My mother in a nutshell.
When she complains about how hard her life is when she really has it made. And when problems arise that she brings on herself and she whines about it and blames something or someone else for it happening.
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