re: Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.

Yeah, I used to work at the one on Towne Dr.

My friend and coworker at the time told me that story.

ETA: You live in Columbia, right? I know we've had our differences on here, but I'd be down to meet up with ya and get a drink somewhere. I tried to get KCMOtiger to go out with me a few times, but I think he moved back to KC after he graduated. I have nothing to hide. I'm not a catfish. I got my student ID on me at all times. shite, I'll be downtown tomorrow night.

Few years back a coworker in a warehouse, fat black guy with a speech impediment that was clearly off, told us how he met up with somebody for sex from some dating app and after spending over an hour with this person, making out with this person and he says "I reached down the panties and grabbed it and realized they were slinging bigger than me". Apparently he was only mad because the tranny didn't tell him upfront. He had another tranny "friend" he talked about emotionally sometimes.


Kid in HS told me he participated in a circle jerk with about 5 other guys. Because the other guys were football players and "cool" kids he apparently thought I would be impressed and think he was cool too. This kid was a compulsive liar though who despite only being 3rd string in 8th grade and never being on the football team in HS because he was always "injured" (mythical ACL injury half of HS) claimed to have been recruited by North Alabama to play WR. This was a 5'8" white guy who wasn't really fast or athletic and had terrible hands. Not sure if it'd be worse if the circle jerk actually happened or if he made it up hoping to sound cool.

Do you think the muscular black guy's penis got inserted into the vaginal area that night?

Your bizarrely dweebish story reads like virgin Forrest Gump writing bad literotica.

You're a fricking weirdo. A loser. And a nerd all in one.

I real life cringe from your posts.

So these guys are def fricking amirite?

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She then said that she only had sex with her boyfriends, and she felt betrayed. She didn't know which one to confront, and she wanted to tell the other one, but she didn't know which one probably knew and which one didn't.

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Woah.

When we were living in the dorms in college, my buddy brings this chick back to the room. One thing leads to another and they had sex. After she leaves the next morning we were all sitting there in the living room and he tells us the following:

So we were going at it and I was super drunk. apparently so drunk that I blacked out during. When I came to I said "Your friends will need bikes and skateboards." Not only did he fall asleep, but did so long enough to have a dream that would elicit the response of "your friends will need bikes and skateboards." We all had a pretty good laugh and then it hit me. Not only was she so lame at sex that you fell asleep, but you were so lame at it that she couldn't tell.

Best part of the entire story, they're now married.

One guy purposely tasted a chicks used tampon because he thought she was fine af.
Another guy accidentally shot part of his load in his own mouth while masturbating in the tub.

If someone told you something in confidence why would you share it? Pretty wimpy thing to do.

Nah this was a few days ago. They kept referencing trillhog