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wmr
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Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.

This is things you were told in confidence, by a person seeking counsel, or to get something off their chest, but made you cringe or privately laugh.

A gay dude I know once confessed that his life was out of control because he took a homeless guy home and wound up getting fricked by the homeless guy that same night.


fareplay
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Only in arkansas


RebelExpress38
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This is a strange way to come out of the closet


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wmr
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Only in arkansas


Well, it can happen anywhere. Said friend was living in Austin at the time, though.



cardboardboxer
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Said friend was living in Austin at the time, though.


Gay homeless people in Austin? Checks out.


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Texas Weazel
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Only in Austin.


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ABearsFanNMS
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I didn't know you were homeless


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cas4t
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A buddy told us in passing his girl put a finger in his butt during sex and said he didn't hate it

We were shooting basketball

Just weird timing and overall conversation


DownSouthJukin
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A buddy told us in passing his girl put a finger in his butt during sex and said he didn't hate it


A friend told me and some others the same thing while we were drinking one night. He didn't indicate that he hated it. He was dating the girl at the time. He married her. He's never lived it down.


cas4t
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I feel like he was trying to feel out if any of us had ever done it and liked it. We didn't give him the reaction he wanted.



DownSouthJukin
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Same. My friend got dead silence while the rest of us looked at him then looked at each other for about 5 seconds, before someone said, "What the frick..."


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TigerTalker16
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Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
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ETA: This story isn't on topic, but this thread made me think of funny stories my friends have told me over the years.

My friend worked at Domino's as a delivery driver a few years ago.

He told me that one time he delivered pizza to some white chicks house and when she answered the door to pay for the pizza, she had a white fluid just above her upper lip. My friend told her she had something on her lip and when he pointed it out to her, she freaked out like "Oh my god!" and quickly wiped it off with her hand. My friend was confused because he thought it was milk or something, so he didn't understand what the big deal was until he looked over the chicks shoulder to see a huge, muscular, black guy sitting on the couch with his head laid back and his arms spread out over the top of the couch like he was sitting in a hot tub or something.

The couch was facing away from him, so he just saw the back of his head at first, but there was a huge flat screen TV in front of the black dude that was turned off, and he told me he could see the black dudes reflection in the TV and he was completely naked and his penis looked like a horses penis or something. He quit a few months later.

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Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
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You're an embarrassment to mankind.

You're either the biggest fricking loser 20 year old on the planet, or you're a catfish pretending to be a college kid.

Either way, you make me cringe.



Roger Klarvin
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Well that seems excessive


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Robert Goulet
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Irl lol.



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cas4t
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TigerTalker16
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Sleeping Tiger

You've got some serious issues dude. Sorry your life sucks.

fwiw, I took a picture of myself right in front of the quad and posted it after I lost a bet to a South Carolina poster a few months ago.Sorry you missed it.
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MIZ_COU
Missouri Fan
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts

That's interesting. Esp since you posted in the past about working at Dominos


Carolina Tide
Alabama Fan
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts

I had one co worker telling me how she was conceived out of rape (it was a white mom black dad type too) and another telling me how she lost her baby. She was only like 19 too.


BlackPawnMartyr
Alabama Fan
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
13952 posts

Hes more of an acquaintance or friend of a friend but he admitted to meeting a gay guy online who offered him a large sum of money (cant remember the exact # but at least a few thousand) to drive from Dallas to Austin meet him at his hotel room and let the gay guy suck his dick. He went down there, got the check from the guy, then let him suck his dick. And of course the gay guy canceled the check the next day so he got nothing. This is exactly the type of thing you could picture this guy falling for. He was the male version of a blonde airhead.


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