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Don’t get your wife/gf workout clothes for Christmas

Posted on 12/3/22 at 8:14 am
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
23306 posts
Posted on 12/3/22 at 8:14 am
It ain’t gonna go the way you want it to go . . .
Posted by tigerbacon
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2010
4192 posts
Posted on 12/3/22 at 9:04 am to
Don’t follow general advice from anyone. My wife loves workout clothes since she works out a lot
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10737 posts
Posted on 12/4/22 at 11:46 am to
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Don’t get your (fat) wife/gf workout clothes for Christmas


FIFY
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 12/4/22 at 1:38 pm to
add pots and pans to that list. Even if you need them, save that purchase for another time of the year. Trust me.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
12394 posts
Posted on 12/4/22 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Don’t follow general advice from anyone. My wife loves workout clothes since she works out a lot
So you buy her the right size.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/4/22 at 3:53 pm to
Reminds me of the the guy that nought his wife a peloton
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4623 posts
Posted on 12/4/22 at 11:25 pm to
Thanks for the advice, probably saved my marriage. I think I'll get her a vacuum sweeper instead.
Posted by tiger1616
Member since May 2020
709 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 7:01 am to
quote:

quote: Don’t follow general advice from anyone. My wife loves workout clothes since she works out a lot So you buy her the right size.


No, always go a size smaller.
Posted by Texas Ram
Member since Sep 2020
1120 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 9:08 pm to
my wife and i are 60 years old. the curves are sags. on both of us.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97078 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 10:59 am to
I got mine a new iron and vacuum instead
Posted by Milf n Cookies
Texas
Member since Nov 2021
730 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

It ain’t gonna go the way you want it to go . . .


A recent study has shown that women who carry a few extra pounds live longer than the men who mention it.
Posted by MOS0311
Member since Sep 2022
1042 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:53 pm to
Wasn't there a King of Queens episode similar to this?
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1625 posts
Posted on 12/17/22 at 3:31 pm to
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I got mine a new iron and vacuum instead




You should have given her cast iron cookware. Cast iron is forever (and it's a girl's best friend).
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 12/17/22 at 3:42 pm to
Sometimes even books aren't the best gift idea.




Even as a gag gift!









( I kill me )

Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 12/17/22 at 7:10 pm to
now, what do you want your wife/gf to get you for christmas?



Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 12/17/22 at 7:13 pm to
Granite counter-top cleaner ?
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 12/17/22 at 7:15 pm to


Oh, didn’t even realize she was in a kitchen. Sharp eye.


This post was edited on 12/17/22 at 7:17 pm
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18791 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 4:00 am to
quote:

Cast iron is forever (and it's a girl's best friend).
Especially in a "domestic disturbance."

How about a new washer & dryer?
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1286 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 7:47 pm to
She’ll do
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14831 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 2:28 pm to
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It ain’t gonna go the way you want it to go . . .



That and any clothes are a no win. You think I'm that big or you think I'm that small? If you get lucky and it fits they won't like the color or style.
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