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re: Afternoon Thread.... Tequila for early happy hour lunch edition!

Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:28 pm to
So frickin rude. I thought you backwards southerners were supposed to be hospitable.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:29 pm to
I curtsy because he's Prince Fire Crotch.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:29 pm to
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Not being serious



SURE.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35732 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:31 pm to
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I have a dick ring, wanna see?



How many hoops did you have to go through to get it?

I haven't decided if I mean figurative or literal hoops yet...
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:31 pm to
The shite d'joo say? I aint no dadgum backwards sothernur, you sin city residin' strip club 'tendin miserable ole coot.
Posted by Jerry the Sailor
Member since May 2013
933 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:31 pm to
I'm done.

The B thing did it for me.

You rock.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
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23340 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:32 pm to
Evening mizzeaux how is the city of lights this evening
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:34 pm to
Did you win your poker game?
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:35 pm to
Bucc you rascal
Posted by Jerry the Sailor
Member since May 2013
933 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:36 pm to
I quit playing before I financially ruined myself.

That's the real victory.
This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 11:36 pm
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21773 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:37 pm to
What is the best way to tell a girl that is wanting a relationship with you that you dont want that or arent even really interested in them in that way? But if they want to continue giving secks thats cool.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:38 pm to
You're like a pirate.
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:38 pm to
You need to be honest and see what happens otherwise it'll be bad
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
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23340 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:38 pm to
Por Que?
Posted by Jerry the Sailor
Member since May 2013
933 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:39 pm to
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What is the best way to tell a girl that is wanting a relationship with you that you dont want that or arent even really interested in them in that way? But if they want to continue giving secks thats cool.


Be nothing if not honest. She has to respect that, even if you don't get the desired outcome.

Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:39 pm to
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You need to be honest and see what happens otherwise it'll be bad


Exactly right.
Posted by Jerry the Sailor
Member since May 2013
933 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:40 pm to
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You're like a pirate.


A vagrant is more like it.

A vagrant who went to Jazz Fest, got soaked to his inner core and lost one shoe.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46379 posts
Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:41 pm to
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What is the best way to tell a girl that is wanting a relationship with you that you dont want that or arent even really interested in them in that way? But if they want to continue giving secks thats cool.



This is the how the story of how mommy poked holes in daddy's condoms back in college starts.
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:42 pm to
Just saying hello
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:42 pm to
I try
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