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Fellas of the OT, I come for advice, I may have a problem on my hands.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:39 pm
I think my wife is soon going to drop a bad news bomb on me. Either that or something is very wrong and I don’t know it yet.
It not my birthday, nor Father’s Day yet tonight I got a completely unprompted and unexplained BJ. Like, it was her idea and I hadn’t even saved the world or anything.
There is only one conclusion, I have cancer and she knows it, or she wants my mother in law to move in, or something, SOMETHING is up fellas. I’m terrified. I can’t sleep.
It not my birthday, nor Father’s Day yet tonight I got a completely unprompted and unexplained BJ. Like, it was her idea and I hadn’t even saved the world or anything.
There is only one conclusion, I have cancer and she knows it, or she wants my mother in law to move in, or something, SOMETHING is up fellas. I’m terrified. I can’t sleep.
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
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I can’t sleep.
Ask for another BJ.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
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completely unprompted and unexplained BJ.
Nah, no big deal. She gives me those too at times.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
Cancel all credit cards, lock down credit.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
She’s trying to pull wool over your eyes while she’s getting pile driven on the side
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:45 pm to loopback
Got to throw a bone to the dog every now and then who pays the bills… Jody must have been busy
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:47 pm to loopback
Did she recently return from a girls trip to the Bahamas?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:48 pm to loopback
But did she milk your prostate with a finger or two? If so, you’re DOA and should move out immediately, like yesterday.
BTW, what’s your address baw?
BTW, what’s your address baw?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:49 pm to Huey Lewis
Sucks to be you
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:49 pm to TulaneUVA
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She’s trying to pull wool over your eyes while she’s getting pile driven on the side
Yep. That was a guilt BJ.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:50 pm to loopback
That gave Jody just enough time to run from the closet to the front door. Are you honestly going to tell us you didn’t recognize the Super Duty parked 4 houses down on the street? Follow up question, how did Jody taste?
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:52 pm to loopback
This is bad baw.You gotta get ahead of this before it turns for the worse. frick her dad.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:54 pm to BayouBandit24
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Yep. That was a guilt BJ.
I suspect guilt is involved but not due to Jody, she’s not that type and the ole sex life is plenty healthy. But I do worry there’s something bad coming, maybe she wrecked the car or spent waaay too much at some makeup party or some shite. Should I ask her?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:58 pm to loopback
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Should I ask her?
You didn't ask the first time. I say go for it.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:00 pm to loopback
Sometimes, maybe, a BJ is just a BJ???
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:04 pm to loopback
Does she have a twin sister that just snuck in a BJ on you? If so you may have just hit pay dirt. 
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:06 pm to loopback
Definitely making up for some guilt.
What that guilt is from… is anyone’s guess.
What that guilt is from… is anyone’s guess.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:10 pm to loopback
Talk to all the good lawyers so she can’t use them. Hit the gym. It’s gonna be a wild couple years.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:12 pm to loopback
Does she have a sister?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:12 pm to OK Roughneck
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Does she have a twin sister that just snuck in a BJ on you?
Funny you say this, believe it or not she is a twin.
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