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re: Honest SEC state slogans
Posted on 5/27/21 at 7:16 am to starkvingrad
Posted on 5/27/21 at 7:16 am to starkvingrad
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Posted on 5/27/21 at 7:50 am to starkvingrad
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Alabama: 21st century's Tornado Alley
Arkansas: You have to drive through us to get to your racist uncle's house
Florida: Headlines that make you think twice about planning your trip here
Georgia: Better hope your connecting flight isn't cursed like our sports teams
Kentucky: Western West Virginia
Louisiana: Look around; we encourage you to drink.
Mississippi: The "I don't know what I'm doing here, but I want to leave" state
Missouri: Ask our residents about the St. Louis Cardinals!
South Carolina: Please don't venture off the interstate highways
Tennessee: Blame us for shitty country music
Texas: Only thing bigger than our state is our pride
Posted on 5/27/21 at 8:00 am to starkvingrad
Alabama - Teen Pregnancy...it’s what we do
Arkansas - Home of Fayetteville...the one town that isn’t a meth-riddled shithole.
Florida - Welcome to Florida - Amber Alert Capital of the World
Georgia - Come for the sports, stay for the frustration
Kentucky - Making alcoholism and degenerate gambling classy since 1792
Louisiana - The state so friendly that everyone has syphilis
Mississippi - Here’s another biscuit...you’re just not fat enough.
Missouri - Because Iowa just didn’t suck enough
South Carolina - Where Middle America comes to take its shirt off
Tennessee - “Tennessee - Cherokee for ‘Fat White People who like shitty amusement parks’
Texas - Flush...it's a long way to El Paso
Arkansas - Home of Fayetteville...the one town that isn’t a meth-riddled shithole.
Florida - Welcome to Florida - Amber Alert Capital of the World
Georgia - Come for the sports, stay for the frustration
Kentucky - Making alcoholism and degenerate gambling classy since 1792
Louisiana - The state so friendly that everyone has syphilis
Mississippi - Here’s another biscuit...you’re just not fat enough.
Missouri - Because Iowa just didn’t suck enough
South Carolina - Where Middle America comes to take its shirt off
Tennessee - “Tennessee - Cherokee for ‘Fat White People who like shitty amusement parks’
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But you didn't do Texas
Texas - Flush...it's a long way to El Paso
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 11:06 am
Posted on 5/27/21 at 9:31 am to TailbackU
^Nailed it.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 9:32 am to TailbackU
But you didn't do Texas.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 9:53 am to starkvingrad
More than half were actually funny. 
Posted on 5/27/21 at 10:00 am to Dawgfanman
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Why don’t you move somewhere that is more suited for limp wristed yankee bitches like yourself?
Weird melt, kid
Posted on 5/27/21 at 10:53 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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"Let me introduce you to my wife. Hey sis, come here."
You got it wrong - we marry cousins round here
Posted on 5/27/21 at 11:38 am to Pastor Mike
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"Let me introduce you to my wife. Hey sis, come here."
You got it wrong - we marry cousins round here
Yes
You just do your sisters
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