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Soviets bored a hole all the way to Hell
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:28 am
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:28 am
Recently released KGB documents reveal that a 1980s geological project may have led to the collapse of the Soviet Union and verifiable proof that Hell exists.
The leaks reveal that a team of Soviet engineers led by an individual named "Mr. Azzacov" in an unnamed place in Siberia had drilled a hole that was 14.4 kilometres (8.9 mi) deep before breaking through to a cavity. Intrigued by this unexpected discovery, they lowered an extremely heat-tolerant microphone, along with other sensory equipment, into the bore hole. The temperature deep within was 1,000 °C (2,000 °F)—heat from a chamber of fire from which (purportedly) the tormented screams of the damned could be heard.
The recordings of hell can be heard here
Pictures:
The hole as it appeared in 1982
The tower in which the bore hole was originally housed
Shortly after the recordings were made the hole began to heat up, the ground began to shake, and the housing tower collapsed. Three divisions of the Red Army were then mobilized to secure and seal the opening to hell.
Red Army Soldier with borehole to Hell in background:
A security facility was then built around it which has since been abandoned.
Facility today:
Sealed borehole today:
The knowledge of the hellhole incident was kept from even the leaders of the USSR until 1985 when the recordings were played for Soviet Premier Konstantin Chernenko who suffered a massive heart attack from the terror of the revelation that Hell was real.
Leadership of the Soviet Union then passed to Gorbachev who was determined to successfully and peacefully dismantle the atheist empire but it was agreed that the recordings should not be made widely available to the public.
The more you know.
The leaks reveal that a team of Soviet engineers led by an individual named "Mr. Azzacov" in an unnamed place in Siberia had drilled a hole that was 14.4 kilometres (8.9 mi) deep before breaking through to a cavity. Intrigued by this unexpected discovery, they lowered an extremely heat-tolerant microphone, along with other sensory equipment, into the bore hole. The temperature deep within was 1,000 °C (2,000 °F)—heat from a chamber of fire from which (purportedly) the tormented screams of the damned could be heard.
The recordings of hell can be heard here
Pictures:
The hole as it appeared in 1982
The tower in which the bore hole was originally housed
Shortly after the recordings were made the hole began to heat up, the ground began to shake, and the housing tower collapsed. Three divisions of the Red Army were then mobilized to secure and seal the opening to hell.
Red Army Soldier with borehole to Hell in background:
A security facility was then built around it which has since been abandoned.
Facility today:
Sealed borehole today:
The knowledge of the hellhole incident was kept from even the leaders of the USSR until 1985 when the recordings were played for Soviet Premier Konstantin Chernenko who suffered a massive heart attack from the terror of the revelation that Hell was real.
Leadership of the Soviet Union then passed to Gorbachev who was determined to successfully and peacefully dismantle the atheist empire but it was agreed that the recordings should not be made widely available to the public.
The more you know.
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 11:29 am
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:53 am to KSGamecock
Still better than living in Russia 
I remember when this internet hoax first came out around 2004. SO MANY CHAIN EMAILS.
I remember when this internet hoax first came out around 2004. SO MANY CHAIN EMAILS.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:57 am to Roger Klarvin
Me, too. They were hilarious. So were the headlines in tabloids at the grocery checkout lanes.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 12:01 pm to Kentucker
Can you guys indulge me just once, shite.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 12:05 pm to KSGamecock
I <3 you
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 1/13/18 at 12:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
You too Rog.
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 1/13/18 at 12:18 pm to KSGamecock
Yeah, I don't believe Hell is 8 miles under our feet.
I do believe the Soviets drilled a really deep hole, and probably hit a pocket of heated, compressed gas that destroyed the housing tower.
I'm sure natural geological processes create all sorts of fantastic sounds that could be mistaken for tortured souls.
I do believe the Soviets drilled a really deep hole, and probably hit a pocket of heated, compressed gas that destroyed the housing tower.
I'm sure natural geological processes create all sorts of fantastic sounds that could be mistaken for tortured souls.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 1:21 pm to Perfect Circle
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I do believe the Soviets drilled a really deep hole, and probably hit a pocket of heated, compressed gas that destroyed the housing tower
Drilling deep into the Earth isn't advisable. I mean, sure, you can harness energy that way, but look at what happened to Krypton.
People never learn it seems.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 1:42 pm to KSGamecock
Soviets were bored so they bored a hole in the ground.
I guess vodka is their bourbon.
Who has not gotten drunk and drilled a hole in the ground. I know some fraternity guys who got pretty lit and after two days had a sizable hole that somebody said they should build a pool. About a week later, and lots of booze, they had a pretty nice swimming pool.
True Story.
Never underestimate the power of serious drinking.
I guess vodka is their bourbon.
Who has not gotten drunk and drilled a hole in the ground. I know some fraternity guys who got pretty lit and after two days had a sizable hole that somebody said they should build a pool. About a week later, and lots of booze, they had a pretty nice swimming pool.
True Story.
Never underestimate the power of serious drinking.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:15 pm to KSGamecock
Hell is real and I can prove it
I used to live with her.
I used to live with her.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:28 pm to Dawgholio
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:44 pm to KSGamecock
Pretty sure this was proven fake awhile ago
Posted on 1/14/18 at 8:31 am to KSGamecock
The National Enquirer ran a headline about this in the 80s.
Edit: No joke. I remember laughing about the headline with a buddy.
Edit: No joke. I remember laughing about the headline with a buddy.
This post was edited on 1/14/18 at 8:32 am
Posted on 1/14/18 at 9:05 am to KSGamecock
The Soviets went in for science in a big way, which is to say when they did a scientific test they had a tendency to over due things. The same with their engineering. Build it big, built it tough, and build it simple.
Which worked for them in some things. While the space shuttle was a tremendous piece of engineering we are still hitching rides to ISS aboard Russian rockets that really aren't that much more advanced then what what they were using in the late 60's.
Mind you, some pieces of Soviet engineering they had a different view point on then we did. Take the AK-47 for example. It is renowned for its durability and is still the most popular battle rifle around the world despite being a 70 year old design. Vastly superior, many would say, to the American designed M16.
Which is why it is a surprise to most folks to hear that the Soviets were horrified when they first heard about the M16 in the field. It was far more accurate then the AK-47 (factory made, you can get a hand made one that is quite accurate) especially when firing an extended burst. It was lighter so a soldier could carry more ammunition for it. And the 5.56 round was better at penetrating body armor. "Every man in a squad is a machine gunner with an M16!"
Which is why Russian troops today (and most former Eastern Bloc countries like Poland) carry the AK-74, the Russian redesigned M16. Its only now being replaced by the AK-100 series... itself copy of the M4 carbine used by American forces.
Which worked for them in some things. While the space shuttle was a tremendous piece of engineering we are still hitching rides to ISS aboard Russian rockets that really aren't that much more advanced then what what they were using in the late 60's.
Mind you, some pieces of Soviet engineering they had a different view point on then we did. Take the AK-47 for example. It is renowned for its durability and is still the most popular battle rifle around the world despite being a 70 year old design. Vastly superior, many would say, to the American designed M16.
Which is why it is a surprise to most folks to hear that the Soviets were horrified when they first heard about the M16 in the field. It was far more accurate then the AK-47 (factory made, you can get a hand made one that is quite accurate) especially when firing an extended burst. It was lighter so a soldier could carry more ammunition for it. And the 5.56 round was better at penetrating body armor. "Every man in a squad is a machine gunner with an M16!"
Which is why Russian troops today (and most former Eastern Bloc countries like Poland) carry the AK-74, the Russian redesigned M16. Its only now being replaced by the AK-100 series... itself copy of the M4 carbine used by American forces.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:04 pm to BoarEd
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Drilling deep into the Earth isn't advisable. I mean, sure, you can harness energy that way, but look at what happened to Krypton. People never learn it seems.
When I was five (1955) my brother and I decided to dig to China beginning in our garden in the back yard. We got shovels and other implements of destruction like a post hole digger and began our work. For three days we dug and then our dad come home one day and made us stop at 3 feet penetration into the earth. Maybe 3 and a half feet. It was a long time ago.
I have always wondered why he made us quit.
I never considered Krypton - Perhaps I now have an answer to my questions from so many years back....
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:12 pm to MeridianDog
Posted on 1/16/18 at 10:10 am to KSGamecock
This would make a great Event Horizon sequel.
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:13 am to KSGamecock
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Siberia
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The temperature deep within was 1,000 °C (2,000 °F)
I think we found the cause of global warming. Thanks KGB.
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