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re: To my new SEC family
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:00 pm to KingofTexas
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:00 pm to KingofTexas
I have twice the number of degrees from UK as A&M, but I was raised an Ag and that is where the waters run the deepest.
No one with an IQ north of Austin expects you shite stains to spend another 4 seasons in the dysfunctional family you call a conference. But as it stands today, you will spend time in the Purgatory of your own making for at least one season.
And bring your mall parking lot carnival to Lexington. We'll teach you some class with visits to Keeneland, Woodford, and Commonwealth or Rupp. Please zip your pants and wear suitable footwear. There are dress codes in this part of the world.
No one with an IQ north of Austin expects you shite stains to spend another 4 seasons in the dysfunctional family you call a conference. But as it stands today, you will spend time in the Purgatory of your own making for at least one season.
And bring your mall parking lot carnival to Lexington. We'll teach you some class with visits to Keeneland, Woodford, and Commonwealth or Rupp. Please zip your pants and wear suitable footwear. There are dress codes in this part of the world.
This post was edited on 8/13/21 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:08 pm to Tiger on the Rag
Then antifa is going to win this one.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:09 pm to KingofTexas
Aggy is an entitle little shite of a kid.
Come pick him up, bring him back to your ex, and let's go to the bar.
Come pick him up, bring him back to your ex, and let's go to the bar.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:10 pm to KingofTexas
In the words of my LSU brethren:
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:11 pm to DownSouthJukin
^
That too, but don't take it personally. We tell everyone that.
That too, but don't take it personally. We tell everyone that.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:16 pm to KingofTexas
frick Texas and frick Darrell Royal. I hope a large meteor hits Austin sometime soon
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:18 pm to Wildcat1996
Gotcha, A&M fan who dabbles in UK. When is UK gonna change the name of their basketball arena? I can't believe his name is still on there after all the chaos of the past few years. Reason I ask is you not being a big UK guy, would give me a legit answer.
Which school gave you the better experience?
Which school gave you the better experience?
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:18 pm to StrongHog
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frick Darrell Royal
Wow, that's Frank Broyles best friend...low blow piggy
This post was edited on 8/13/21 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:26 pm to KingofTexas
Hard to compare grad school to undergrad. Different beasts;different experiences. Both served me well.
I can't really imagine them changing the name of Rupp. That said, we have a plaque in the Church acknowledging Henry Clay and a handful of SJW-types are trying to get it removed. So who knows.
I can't really imagine them changing the name of Rupp. That said, we have a plaque in the Church acknowledging Henry Clay and a handful of SJW-types are trying to get it removed. So who knows.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:35 pm to wadewilson
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Aggie is an entitled little shite kid
A&M reminds me of the spoiled rich kid from the Andy Griffith show. They cried and whined about Texas joining up until daddy took them to the back of the woodshed(14-0 vote)
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let's go to the bar
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:38 pm to KingofTexas
As for me, I'd like to give the Texas Longhorns a warm welcome to the conference. Congrats - you're one of us now
This post was edited on 8/13/21 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:50 pm to Naked Bootleg
Coming from the best team in the SEC this season- thanks.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:54 pm to ShowMeHorns
That’s Gaslighting 101, son.
Failed LHN led to the departure of everyone except Tceh, Purple Baylor, BU and oh yeah, your daddies OU, Iowa State and Kansas. Purple Kansas stuck around because they had to, like the rest. Go waive your dildos somewhere else.
Y’all fixin to get a rude awakening.
Failed LHN led to the departure of everyone except Tceh, Purple Baylor, BU and oh yeah, your daddies OU, Iowa State and Kansas. Purple Kansas stuck around because they had to, like the rest. Go waive your dildos somewhere else.
Y’all fixin to get a rude awakening.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 2:02 pm to ShowMeHorns
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Well other than Missouri and Vandy
It is OK to haze Mizzou but it it totally improper to haze Vanderbilt.
You don't cuss your mama and you don't mess with your granny.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 2:03 pm to kywildcatfanone
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I would rather add North Texas State if we are adding another.
Rice
Posted on 8/13/21 at 2:06 pm to KingofTexas
Posted on 8/13/21 at 2:08 pm to KingofTexas
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Either way your team sucks
You must be an alter or just dumb as a bag of hammers.
Lexington is full of Texans (both TAMU and Utx fans) as it was those KY rifles that got you independence from Mexico. Try not to be such an arse and showing your lack of education in US history.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 2:11 pm to KingofTexas
Texas is a pain in the dick, but I love the reactions from all the pussies on here.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 2:13 pm to KingofTexas
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mighty Bevo
I take mine medium.
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