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A Texas baseball player walks into a bar

Posted on 6/20/21 at 10:11 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90848 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 10:11 pm
And strikes out with every girl in there
Posted by BayouRat15
DAUPHIN ISLAND,AL
Member since Jan 2004
10182 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 10:15 pm to
:rimshot:
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 10:23 pm to
What if it's an aggie bar?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65916 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 10:26 pm to
Mississippi State.



The maroon cow college that can actually beat Texas.




Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 11:31 pm to


Posted by SECaptain
Member since Jan 2017
333 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 11:31 pm to
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And strikes out with every girl in there


Appropriate

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Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15834 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 1:50 am to





Maybe y’all can finally win one.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8817 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 7:48 am to
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And strikes out with every girl in there


oh thats a good one. Do aggie now!
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:01 am to
Pretty sure Texas players missed their pillow when trying to go to bed last night
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22156 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:14 am to
That was such a great game to be at! All those sad Texas fans in the Omaha airport this morning is a thing of beauty
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 11:54 am to
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And strikes out with every girl in there


But as it gets close to closing time, some guy in an umpire uniform walks up and says he didn't.

That guy tried to rob State, TBH...
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:02 pm to
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And strikes out with every girl in there


I hate to be the ackshully guy but he did hit a home run with one of his 31 at bats.

And as a married old fart, I'd be pretty happy to strike out 21 times if I could get a home run tonight.

At this point, she could at least give me a balk Oregon style.
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