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Which SEC Coach would you most like to have a beer with?
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:45 pm
1. Coach O because you know it would be a fricking blast hanging with him and hearing him talk while he’s drunk.
2. Leach cause it would be fun to drink with a pirate and hearing him wax eloquently on the burial practices of the early Neanderthals and have him somehow tie it in with fat girlfriends.
I’d say Kiffin but he got fat. Pruitt would get slobbering drunk and get us kicked out by bouncers after jumping on the bar and challenging every swinging dick in the joint.
Who you got?
2. Leach cause it would be fun to drink with a pirate and hearing him wax eloquently on the burial practices of the early Neanderthals and have him somehow tie it in with fat girlfriends.
I’d say Kiffin but he got fat. Pruitt would get slobbering drunk and get us kicked out by bouncers after jumping on the bar and challenging every swinging dick in the joint.
Who you got?
This post was edited on 9/30/20 at 9:46 pm
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:47 pm to Ted2010
YawYaw or Mike Leach
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:47 pm to Ted2010
Can I cheat and say Freshwater and the Pirate together?
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:50 pm to Ted2010
Coach Boom?
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:56 pm to Ted2010
I can't understand O when he's sober and I'm from Louisiana. 
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:57 pm to Ted2010
Mike Leach hands down
Posted on 9/30/20 at 10:46 pm to Ted2010
Will Muschamp cause I'd like to watch a legit psychopath in real life...
This post was edited on 9/30/20 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 9/30/20 at 10:56 pm to Ted2010
Muschamp
Posted on 9/30/20 at 11:08 pm to Ted2010
Leach or Saban. Both intelligent. Leach is all over the map and a wealth of fun facts and discussion starters. Saban actually strikes me as a professional introvert and personal extrovert. I think he is actually pretty chill to be around and interesting to talk with on any variety of themes if he feels comfortable to bring you in the inner circle of trust
Posted on 9/30/20 at 11:16 pm to Ted2010
Easy question: Leach
Freshwater is second
Freshwater is second
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:53 am to Ted2010
Leach by a mile.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:12 am to Ted2010
Mike Leach and it's not even a question.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 5:44 am to Ted2010
Probably Leach or Coach O.
Maybe the big guy at Arkansas. He seems genuine.
Maybe Saban. Does he like beer?
If he does, I could learn about the “process” of fermentation.
Gus would just keep handing me a Coors Light over and over.
Mullen would tell me how he invented beer.
Muschamp would get us into a fight. I might get injured or killed.
Maybe the big guy at Arkansas. He seems genuine.
Maybe Saban. Does he like beer?
If he does, I could learn about the “process” of fermentation.
Gus would just keep handing me a Coors Light over and over.
Mullen would tell me how he invented beer.
Muschamp would get us into a fight. I might get injured or killed.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 6:38 am to Ted2010
Depends...
Chasing pussy? Joey F.
Get hammered and get into a Worldstar.com worthy fight? Boom.
Get shitty and play EA Sports NCAA football all night? Pirate.
Ride the backroads of Sand Mountain and northeast Alabama? Pruitt.
In search of the best crawfish boil in the world? O.
I just need a DD? Gus.
Chasing pussy? Joey F.
Get hammered and get into a Worldstar.com worthy fight? Boom.
Get shitty and play EA Sports NCAA football all night? Pirate.
Ride the backroads of Sand Mountain and northeast Alabama? Pruitt.
In search of the best crawfish boil in the world? O.
I just need a DD? Gus.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:52 am to Ted2010
Freshwater pulls tang so he’s be a great wingman.
Oeaux (provided a translator was nearby)
Oeaux (provided a translator was nearby)
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:39 am to Ted2010
O, then LEACH and the rest aren't even close
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:00 am to Ted2010
I'm not trashy, so I don't drink beer. I would get waffles with Gus instead.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:03 am to Ted2010
quote:
Which SEC Coach would you most like to have a beer with?
Let's also turn this around and ask, "Who would you not like to have a beer with?"
I like football and I like beer, so I'm having trouble coming up with anyone.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:06 am to Ted2010
As a Gator fan it pains me to say this. But I drank beer with Kirby and Pruitt one night and they were cool as hell.
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