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Belk Bowl is now the Duke Mayonnaise Bowl

Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:18 am
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
19629 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:18 am
One of us is headed to the Mayonnaise Bowl

This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 9:20 am
Posted by Gtmodawg
PNW
Member since Dec 2019
4580 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:23 am to
So we have Dukes shipped to the West Coast because it is the only brand fittin' to eat but god almighty that is almost as bad as the Sharpie Bowl.....at least when it was Belk's the players got a spending spree at Belk's where the could buy "Modern Southern Style" whatever the frick that means....what are they going to get as swag now, a bowl of potato salad and some deviled eggs???


By the way southern style means different things to different people...to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs....I ain't had to go to a Belks to outfit myself in style since I was a cub scout and they were the only licensed dealer in Georgia....
Posted by paperwasp
25x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26905 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:25 am to
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
25539 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:28 am to
quote:

By the way southern style means different things to different people...to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs....I ain't had to go to a Belks to outfit myself in style since I was a cub scout and they were the only licensed dealer in Georgia...


Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
13455 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:32 am to
Probably less things to shoplift on a spending spree at the grocery store than there is at Belk. *cough* Jeremy Sprinkle *cough*
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:39 am to
Everyone knows

Saban hits 69 this fall same as the Bear did in 1982. He already wears Depends for games cuz he can’t hold his Gatoraid.

This is Saban’s 1982:
The year Tenn beats him and of course LSU, same as the Bear in 82. Add another loss or two and Saban could get them “all creamy” in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl — Can’t wait for that!

Is there a tie in?
Like 5th place SEC vs PAC-10

P.S. - That’s an adorable Cub Scout Photo Of you Rikki David — How did you earn your merit badges. Hope they didn’t splooge on you too bad pivot Baw
This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 9:44 am
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
72547 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:39 am to
Dukes Mayo is tGOAT
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70470 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:48 am to
Can't be. Mayo is white.

Unacceptable
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:48 am to
Terrible...
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5362 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:54 am to
I hope part of the players' bowl gift package is a fricking 5 gallon bucket of mayonnaise.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:58 am to
Why do we do this? There will be 24 fans in the stands and another 200 watching on TV.

Posted by Porcine Human
Benton, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11446 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:09 am to
BYU should get an auto-bid
Posted by Porcine Human
Benton, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11446 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Dukes Mayo is tGOAT


Do you even Hellman's bro
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:10 am to
Isn’t Mayo white?
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8892 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:19 am to
There is nothing I hate more than mayonnaise.

It tastes bad and its bad for you

The worst combination in food history
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15442 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:21 am to
Can't wait to see the swag packs
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15442 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:23 am to
quote:

By the way southern style means different things to different people... to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs

You just confirmed that you're a Gator alter.
This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 10:24 am
Posted by paperwasp
25x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26905 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Can't wait to see the swag packs

Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
16489 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:41 am to
I am glad UK won the friggin last Belk Bowl.

This sounds nasty. Mayonnaise is bad enough but anything that has to do with an entity in North Carolina called Duke makes me want to vomit.

That is worse than the old Poulan Weedeater Bowl.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9419 posts
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:50 am to
Jimbo will dive in head first, especially if any Florida players were there beforehand
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