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Belk Bowl is now the Duke Mayonnaise Bowl
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:18 am
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:18 am
One of us is headed to the Mayonnaise Bowl


This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 9:20 am
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:23 am to anc
So we have Dukes shipped to the West Coast because it is the only brand fittin' to eat but god almighty that is almost as bad as the Sharpie Bowl.....at least when it was Belk's the players got a spending spree at Belk's where the could buy "Modern Southern Style" whatever the frick that means....what are they going to get as swag now, a bowl of potato salad and some deviled eggs???
By the way southern style means different things to different people...to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs....I ain't had to go to a Belks to outfit myself in style since I was a cub scout and they were the only licensed dealer in Georgia....
By the way southern style means different things to different people...to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs....I ain't had to go to a Belks to outfit myself in style since I was a cub scout and they were the only licensed dealer in Georgia....
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:28 am to Gtmodawg
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By the way southern style means different things to different people...to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs....I ain't had to go to a Belks to outfit myself in style since I was a cub scout and they were the only licensed dealer in Georgia...

Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:32 am to Gtmodawg
Probably less things to shoplift on a spending spree at the grocery store than there is at Belk. *cough* Jeremy Sprinkle *cough*
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:39 am to anc
Everyone knows
Saban hits 69 this fall same as the Bear did in 1982. He already wears Depends for games cuz he can’t hold his Gatoraid.
This is Saban’s 1982:
The year Tenn beats him and of course LSU, same as the Bear in 82. Add another loss or two and Saban could get them “all creamy” in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl — Can’t wait for that!
Is there a tie in?
Like 5th place SEC vs PAC-10
P.S. - That’s an adorable Cub Scout Photo Of you Rikki David — How did you earn your merit badges. Hope they didn’t splooge on you too bad pivot Baw
Saban hits 69 this fall same as the Bear did in 1982. He already wears Depends for games cuz he can’t hold his Gatoraid.
This is Saban’s 1982:
The year Tenn beats him and of course LSU, same as the Bear in 82. Add another loss or two and Saban could get them “all creamy” in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl — Can’t wait for that!
Is there a tie in?
Like 5th place SEC vs PAC-10
P.S. - That’s an adorable Cub Scout Photo Of you Rikki David — How did you earn your merit badges. Hope they didn’t splooge on you too bad pivot Baw
This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 9:44 am
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:48 am to anc
Can't be. Mayo is white.
Unacceptable
Unacceptable
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:54 am to anc
I hope part of the players' bowl gift package is a fricking 5 gallon bucket of mayonnaise.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:58 am to anc
Why do we do this? There will be 24 fans in the stands and another 200 watching on TV.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:10 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Dukes Mayo is tGOAT
Do you even Hellman's bro
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:19 am to VoxDawg
There is nothing I hate more than mayonnaise.
It tastes bad and its bad for you
The worst combination in food history
It tastes bad and its bad for you
The worst combination in food history
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:21 am to anc
Can't wait to see the swag packs
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:23 am to Gtmodawg
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By the way southern style means different things to different people... to me it is Guy Harvey T, jean shorts and crocs
You just confirmed that you're a Gator alter.
This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 10:24 am
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:26 am to Murph4HOF
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Can't wait to see the swag packs

Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:41 am to anc
I am glad UK won the friggin last Belk Bowl.
This sounds nasty. Mayonnaise is bad enough but anything that has to do with an entity in North Carolina called Duke makes me want to vomit.
That is worse than the old Poulan Weedeater Bowl.
This sounds nasty. Mayonnaise is bad enough but anything that has to do with an entity in North Carolina called Duke makes me want to vomit.
That is worse than the old Poulan Weedeater Bowl.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:50 am to anc
Jimbo will dive in head first, especially if any Florida players were there beforehand
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