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Can Arkansas Football catch a break?

Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:29 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:29 pm
I’m awaiting tRant thread about the incoming locusts any day now.

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Arkansas has had a rough 2019 season, to put it mildly. Heading into the final game of the season, the Razorbacks are dealing with a health issue out of the ordinary: a mumps outbreak.

According to Tom Murphy of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, it started with nine confirmed cases on UA campus.

On Monday, a statement was released saying two student-athletes had been diagnosed with mumps: “Two student-athletes have been diagnosed with the mumps and they have been at the Jones Center recently. A few staff members in athletic training have also been quarantined. To be safe, we strongly recommend that everyone get the vaccine.”


In all seriousness, y’all be safe.

SDS article regarding mumps on campus
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:31 pm to
Yuck that's awful
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:45 pm to
Still undefeated in shooty hoops


Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:48 pm to
reminds me of a few years ago when UK had that measles outbreak.
Posted by Mizzou Mule
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:07 pm to
Don't worry about arky. Odom-ball is coming to help arky out of the funk.
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:13 pm to

But those 9 don't have Autism so it's a huge triumph.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:27 pm to
I blame the chicken factories


Build the wall
Posted by 19
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:30 pm to
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But those 9 don't have Autism so it's a huge triumph.

Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:31 pm to
I was just contemplating this week what a marvelous moment it would be if Arkansas manages to upset Mizzou. This does not please me.

(For the record, it wouldn’t please me regardless, but I really want this outcome on Friday.)
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:36 pm to
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But those 9 don't have Autism so it's a huge triumph.


Jenny McCarthy has done as much harm as AIDS over the past 10 years.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:38 pm to
and not a single pic was posted
Posted by gman1772
Texas
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:40 pm to
So hillbillies don't believe in immunization either. Shocker.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:40 pm to
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So hillbillies don't believe in immunization either.

Causes cancer
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:41 pm to
How the f do you get mumps
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:44 pm to
Apparently every position group has had someone catch mumps except the receivers.

All of the receivers are apparently so bad that they couldn’t even catch the mumps.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 9:46 pm
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:18 pm to
HEYYYYOOOOOOO
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:37 pm to
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All of the receivers are apparently so bad that they couldn’t even catch the mumps.


Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
Member since Mar 2015
772 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:38 pm to
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But those 9 don't have Autism so it's a huge triumph.


You sure about that?
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:00 pm to
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Nice kitchen surfaces. My friend’s grandmother had something similar in her double wide too.


First of all, you likely have no friends. Secondly, my kitchen is more expensive than your home.



Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22806 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:26 pm to
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But those 9 don't have Autism so it's a huge triumph.
My Gawd, Chard gave it to them in leaving.... Dude was autistic as a frick!
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