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re: Can Arkansas Football catch a break?

Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22732 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:28 pm to
and what the actual frick is happening here?

Measles cooked up in the kitchen? Meth give ya measles?

I am confussed!!!!
Posted by KennesawTiger
In your head
Member since Dec 2006
6870 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:30 pm to
Dammit.

What manner of curse did Petrino cast on Arkansas football on his way out? Brutal.
Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
Member since Mar 2015
772 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:05 am to
Bitch please, my car costs more than that kitchen.

Next time you want to brag, have something to brag about first.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9761 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:10 am to
Arkansas should hire Dooley. His hygiene game was on point.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25176 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:45 am to
Our luck in football is so bad I wouldn't be surprised if we accidentally rehired Chad Morris.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17716 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:01 am to
White oven and black refrigerator?

Trashy.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11092 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Jenny McCarthy has done as much harm as AIDS over the past 10 years.

Yeah, but teenager me wasn't jerking off to AIDS.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Secondly, my kitchen is more expensive than your home.

You spelled gaudy incorrectly.

The jailhouse bars on the window add a nice touch. You prob ably have the nicest kitchen in your ghetto.
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:26 am to
There are a lot of people in this thread that don't realize that the Mumps vaccine is about 88% effective and that Mumps outbreaks are fairly common in colleges due to large numbers of people in close proximity. Just imagine how bad it would be if colleges didn't require the vaccinations.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:27 am to
quote:

White oven and black refrigerator?

Trashy.

...and brown dishwasher.

Dude bought his appliances at yard sales.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:28 am to
Dude is ballin’. He was able to buy the whole Big Lots collection.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33167 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:33 am to
quote:

my kitchen is more expensive than your home.


You must respond very well when your husband mounts you.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:42 am to
2004 called, they want their kitchen back
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:44 am to
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Measles cooked up in the kitchen? Meth give ya measles? I am confussed!!!!


Same here. First time I read it I had just gotten up so those it was sleep brain, just went back thru and I have no idea still.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:48 am to
Back in the 50s and early 60s damn near all kids got the mumps at some point. Got to miss some school.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98921 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:50 am to
quote:

There are a lot of people in this thread that don't realize that the Mumps vaccine is about 88% effective and that Mumps outbreaks are fairly common in colleges due to large numbers of people in close proximity. Just imagine how bad it would be if colleges didn't require the vaccinations.


Usually they get them quarantined to a singular dorm so it’s usually not too big of a deal.

It gets concerning when athletic staff gets quarantined because depending on the staff they may work in close proximity with hundreds of athletes.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Back in the 50s and early 60s damn near all kids got the mumps at some point. Got to miss some school.

These younger generations don't have the stones to deal with such minor childhood illnesses.

We've raised a bunch of counts.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57764 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 9:15 am to
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...and brown dishwasher.
Pretty sure it's stainless steel and just reflecting the awful color of the rest of his kitchen.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

How the f do you get mumps

Listening to too much Mumpford & Sons
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