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The dumbest fan base in America
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:28 pm
You guessed it, Roll Tide
Dumb arse Gumps. Everyone laughs at you stupid arse Gumps.
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The Alabama Crimson Tide fan base is the dumbest in the country and there isn’t a close second. Alabama’s fan base stupidity is not a function of a small minority of bad apples ruining it for the rest of the fans, nope, it’s the majority of the fan base that gives Alabama fans a bad name. Let’s be clear about this, Harvey Updyke was not an outlier. When news broke that authorities had arrested a man for poisoning the trees at Auburn, millions of Alabama fans secretly thought to themselves, “God, I hope it’s not Uncle Ray.”
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The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem. This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, “elitists.” (To be an “elitist” in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you’re 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that’s an Alabama elitist.). Auburn fans, a distinct minority in the state, are really nothing like Alabama fans. That’s because by and large Auburn fans are associated in some way with Auburn. 95% of the idiots in Alabama root for the Crimson Tide.
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If Nick Saban was on Twitter — God this would be amazing if he Tweeted what he really thought — and he stepped in dog crap on Tuscaloosa’s campus, he could take to Twitter and Tweet, “If a thousand Alabama fans don’t show up and lick this dog shite off my shoe, I’m leaving town.” Ten thousand of more Bama fans would immediately show up to dutifully stand in line for hours to lick the dog shite off Nick Saban’s shoe. This is not hyperbole. Even Nick Saban hates Alabama fans.
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He’s a 38 year old grandfather and he owns fourteen shirts, thirteen of which have to do with Alabama football’s mythical national titles. An important aspect of his life is that everyone must know that Alabama is his favorite team at every moment of his life. His truck, his trailer, his clothing, his animals, his arm, his parole papers — all of them must include a reference to his Alabama fandom. To not do this would be unacceptable. When he was 19 he got a 14 year old pregnant, married her, and then got another, different, 14 year old pregnant and subsequently got divorced. Then he got a third 14 year old pregnant and there was only one appropriate way to celebrate this accomplishment while simultaneously combining it with his love for Bama football. His tailgate was his canvas.
Dumb arse Gumps. Everyone laughs at you stupid arse Gumps.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:30 pm to Wtxtiger
Truest thing I’ve read on the rant in a while
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:30 pm to Wtxtiger
Did 2013 news just hit Louisiana?
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:32 pm to Wtxtiger
One particular highly intelligent Bama fan will be here shortly to refute this flawed study.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:49 pm to Wtxtiger
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Posted on October 29, 2013 by Clay Travis
you serious OP?
Posted on 11/12/19 at 9:54 pm to Funky Tide 8
6 year old troll piece from Clay Travis and Bama fans are the dumb ones
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:07 pm to Funky Tide 8
You lined up to lick dog shite off Nick’s shoe, didn’t you
This post was edited on 11/12/19 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:16 pm to Funky Tide 8
Has something changed since then?
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:48 pm to 14&Counting
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6 year old troll piece
It has certainly withstood the test of time.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:52 pm to BoerneAg
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Did 2013 news just hit Louisiana?
Give them a break. They are still using dial up modems.
It is bad manners to talk condescending about the hired help.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:54 pm to Wtxtiger
Inbred Louisianan quotes jealous Vol fan.
Goddamn inbreeding has made you people stupid.
Goddamn inbreeding has made you people stupid.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:58 pm to Cadello
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Have you met the Aggies
Aggies are a lot of things: weird, cult-like, brain washed....., but dumb is not one of them.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:59 pm to KC Tiger
Gay. You forgot that the Aggies are gay.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 11:00 pm to BoerneAg
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BoerneAg
And just like clock work, there's an Aggie to dick ride Bama. He just walked into the room, removed his yell leader overalls and asked Daddy Bama if he could sit on his lap for a ride.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 11:03 pm to Evolved Simian
A1abama fans calling someone inbred? Everyone knows A1abama is where Match.com and Ancestry. com are one and the same.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 11:04 pm to KC Tiger
Yeah Aggies are annoying as frick but they are not stupid. Bama fans on the other hand, at least the ones that didn’t go there are dumb as shite. The ones that actually went to Bama are not dumb either. I kinda like most of those people
Posted on 11/12/19 at 11:05 pm to 14&Counting
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6 year old troll piece from Clay Travis and Bama fans are the dumb ones
Some of these sad sacks of shite, haven't posted on here in 8 years.
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