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Words of encouragement for the rest of the SEC...
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:11 pm
As the time winds down on our 9 year winning streak against Alabama, I'd like to give some words of encouragement and advice to all the other schools looking to accomplish anything close to this magnificent feat...
It takes a lot of hard work and dedication from your QB and by that I mean dedicated to drinking alcohol and hard work put in banging sloots. Stephen Garcia came into this start a lost soul, but left a drunken legend as his years of drunkenly hitting on co eds and keying professors cars led us to the doorstep of these illustrious 9 years! It takes the vision of a "close but not quite folding in his career" visor tosser like Steve Spurrier to kick off such a streak and although he went out in the midst of our 5 year winning streak over the Crimson Tide in shame, I still credit him fully for these incredible 9 years as I give no such credit to Will Muschamp who would frick up a wet dream for our Cocks.
In closing, if it can happen to us, it can happen to every single one of your programs too with hard work and dedication, minus of course Georgia, LSU, and Tennessee who may as well completely disregard this pursuit of excellence. These 9 years have been the greatest years of our lives as Cocks, obviously minus our piece of shite inbred instate rivals using our 2010 formula we laid out for all to study and solve the Alabama riddle. You're welcome sheep humpers across the nation!
Hang in there guys, for most of you, a 9 year winning streak over Alabama is a dream. For us, it's been the best reality ever imagined. Thank you everyone!
We came, we saw, WE CONQUERED!!!!
It takes a lot of hard work and dedication from your QB and by that I mean dedicated to drinking alcohol and hard work put in banging sloots. Stephen Garcia came into this start a lost soul, but left a drunken legend as his years of drunkenly hitting on co eds and keying professors cars led us to the doorstep of these illustrious 9 years! It takes the vision of a "close but not quite folding in his career" visor tosser like Steve Spurrier to kick off such a streak and although he went out in the midst of our 5 year winning streak over the Crimson Tide in shame, I still credit him fully for these incredible 9 years as I give no such credit to Will Muschamp who would frick up a wet dream for our Cocks.
In closing, if it can happen to us, it can happen to every single one of your programs too with hard work and dedication, minus of course Georgia, LSU, and Tennessee who may as well completely disregard this pursuit of excellence. These 9 years have been the greatest years of our lives as Cocks, obviously minus our piece of shite inbred instate rivals using our 2010 formula we laid out for all to study and solve the Alabama riddle. You're welcome sheep humpers across the nation!
Hang in there guys, for most of you, a 9 year winning streak over Alabama is a dream. For us, it's been the best reality ever imagined. Thank you everyone!
We came, we saw, WE CONQUERED!!!!
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 5:53 pm
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:16 pm to CockyTime
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:17 pm to CockyTime
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:20 pm to CockyTime
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:23 pm to CockyTime
Well done sir, well done!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:25 pm to CockyTime
That was beautiful.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:27 pm to CockyTime
Wdym? South Carolina will win on Saturday.
#Helsinki
#Helsinki
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:30 pm to CockyTime
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:30 pm to CockyTime
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:34 pm to CockyTime
This Clemson inbred sheep humper will be rooting for SC this Saturday.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:35 pm to Tillman
But what if they win?
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:37 pm to Tillman
quote:
This Clemson inbred sheep humper will be rooting for SC this Saturday.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:39 pm to Tillman
quote:
This Clemson inbred sheep humper will be rooting for SC this Saturday.
Yea sorry frick that
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:39 pm to chillmonster
alabama won't make playoff
who wants to see bama win another one lol
who wants to see bama win another one lol
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:44 pm to CockyTime
As I recall, this guy was more important than Garcia.
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:45 pm to CockyTime
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:46 pm to HarryBalzack
Sir Marcus Lattimore was definitely a knight, but his light didn't shine as bright as Stephen Garcia's did that glorious night
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:48 pm to CockyTime
it is pretty weird you posted a gif with a pedophile in it
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:53 pm to Tillman
McConaughey is a pedo?
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:58 pm to hogminer
Kevin spacey
Molested a 16? Year old boy actor (allegedly I guess)
Molested a 16? Year old boy actor (allegedly I guess)
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