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Are there two schools in one State with better nicknames than Gumps and Barn
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:57 pm
Fits each school to a Tee. No wonder it's one big family. We are Family...Got all my Cousins with me.
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Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:59 pm to NoNotMe
There's a state to the west that has a couple of schools that everyone laughs at without nicknames.
Posted on 4/7/19 at 8:15 pm to Jalbow3
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There's a state to the west that has a couple of schools that everyone laughs at without nicknames.
And that ladies and gents closes the book on an
ill fated hack troll job.
Posted on 4/7/19 at 8:24 pm to NoNotMe
quote:If you don't have a nickname then it means you are irrelevant.
Are there two schools in one State with better nicknames than Gumps and Barn
This post was edited on 4/7/19 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 4/7/19 at 8:28 pm to Rabern57
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20-15
Posted on 4/7/19 at 8:30 pm to NoNotMe
Texas and A&M: Steers and Queers
This post was edited on 4/7/19 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:01 pm to Jalbow3
Auburn is disgusting
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:02 pm to MSU5
Show us on the doll where the bad men touched you.
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:06 pm to NoNotMe
Yes....
The Gamecocks and the Goat-Humpers. Classic old-time nicknames....
The Gamecocks and the Goat-Humpers. Classic old-time nicknames....
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:39 pm to NoNotMe
Mississippi: Denial and Who
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:55 pm to Jalbow3
Miss. Stake and Ole Mess?
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:53 am to NoNotMe
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Fits each school to a Tee. No wonder it's one big family. We are Family...Got all my Cousins with me.
I'm new here but, thought I would share this. There's a structure called the GumpBarn in a city called Clanton, which is halfway between Tuscaloosa and Opelika.
It's down a county road that dead ends at a creek. You get out of your vehicle and cross a rope bridge to the other side of the creek and arrive at the GumpBarn.
During the off-season, when football isn't being played, Gumps and Barners meet there each Saturday night at midnight and mate. There's music and dancing and alcohol and little Gumarners are made.
This has been going on about a decade. The oldest Gumarners are 9-10 years old now and are showing some disturbing personality traits.
It's a frightening mix of redneck and country hick and they are exhibiting unnatural obsessions with fambly, God, tank tops, full body tats, rodeos, and cheap beer. Yes, they are already alcoholics.
When this new generation of football fans come of age, look out. Gumarners are going to be a new and dangerous breed of football fan that will likely quote scripture while bashing your face in.
They will burn SEC Rant to the ground and wallow in it's ashes, I'm afraid.
This post was edited on 4/8/19 at 3:55 am
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:57 am to NoNotMe
State of SC has taters and coots, their nickname for us.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 8:49 am to Carolina_Girl
It still amuses me that clemson fans have every cock joke under the sun available to them and they go with “coots”
Posted on 4/8/19 at 9:02 am to NoNotMe
Sister Banging Sheep Humpers
and us.
and us.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 9:02 am to NoNotMe
Booger Eaters is better than Barn imo.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 9:25 am to TideOverride
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This is my brand new alter but, thought I would share this.
FIFY
Posted on 4/8/19 at 10:48 am to CNB
Especially when "coots" are ducks. They aren't bright enough to know the difference between ducks and roosters, I guess.
They also refer to us as Lamecocks and
Dirtpeckers among other things.
They also refer to us as Lamecocks and
Dirtpeckers among other things.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 10:52 am to CaptainPanic
"Corndogs" is still my favorite
Posted on 4/8/19 at 10:56 am to Jalbow3
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There's a state to the west that has a couple of schools
Mississippi has Moo U or the University of Traitorous War Criminals.
I'll take Moo U
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