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Texas fans troll Aggies t-shirt claiming A&M tops SEC food chain
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:18 pm
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On a product review page of a Texas A&M t-shirt at Academy Sports and Outdoors — which claims the Aggies are at the top of the food chain in the Southeastern Conference — the Longhorns have taken control of the reviews, and the responses are classic.
Here are some of the best reviews, but all can be found on ths product page
On a product review page of a Texas A&M t-shirt at Academy Sports and Outdoors — which claims the Aggies are at the top of the food chain in the Southeastern Conference — the Longhorns have taken control of the reviews, and the responses are classic.
Here are some of the best reviews, but all can be found on ths product page
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Almost Perfect: "Very nice maroon cotton. Feels good on my nipples. I feel a lot of pride wearing it. Main drawback is that it doesn’t mention any of Alabama’s national championships." — Listeater
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So proud: "Wow!! As a proud aggy, this the perfect birthday gift for my aggy family. I’m gonna buy an extra one and frame it next to my aggy ring and 1939 black and white national championship picture!!!" SwagCopter1
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Awesome!!!! "Wow. Gig ‘em! This shirt is going in the rotation ASAP! Gig ‘em! I am going to try and get Coach Saban to sign it! My kids will see the milkmen (our male cheerleaders) next week and get them to autograph! Gig ‘em! Hullabaloo canuck me nuts! Gig ‘em! Going to put them on the wall next to our 3rd place tie trophy! Gig ‘em!" — Ilovejars
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 4:21 pm
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:19 pm to Restomod
Lol
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:21 pm to Restomod
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A&M tops SEC food chain
It’s hilarious, but A&M believes this.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:22 pm to Restomod
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:24 pm to Restomod
They ran from Texas straight into the 2-12 jaws of LSU and Bama.
Poor dumb bastards don’t even realize it.
But hay, the only thing happier than a pig in slop is an Aggie in mediocrity! They be happy!
Poor dumb bastards don’t even realize it.
But hay, the only thing happier than a pig in slop is an Aggie in mediocrity! They be happy!
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:26 pm to Old Sarge
Tigers dont mess with Elephants as bringing down a full grown elephant is not quite possible.
Its why they originally rode them in Asia
We are not on the same food chain and not in the same league as far as programs
Its why they originally rode them in Asia
We are not on the same food chain and not in the same league as far as programs
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:28 pm to Restomod
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Listeater
I think he posts here.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:30 pm to Giant Leaf
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Tigers dont mess with Elephants as bringing down a full grown elephant is not quite possible
That elephant went down last night.
Didn't even put up much of a fight.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:35 pm to Restomod
that's a mighty fine tree Ole Miss has there
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:44 pm to theliontamer
Joining the SEC has honestly been the best thing that could happen to A&M. It's sucked for the rest of us but for them it's just what they needed.
Viewing real traditions that aren't so...uhhhh, non-heterosexual. Constantly being served humble pie after humble pie. Moving away from their big brother so they have a real chance at dealing with their inferiority complex.
I'd rather have taken Baylor than aTm but I mean...at least its working out for them even though its at the detriment of the rest of us. Silver lining i guess...
Viewing real traditions that aren't so...uhhhh, non-heterosexual. Constantly being served humble pie after humble pie. Moving away from their big brother so they have a real chance at dealing with their inferiority complex.
I'd rather have taken Baylor than aTm but I mean...at least its working out for them even though its at the detriment of the rest of us. Silver lining i guess...
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:51 pm to Restomod
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The Longhorns hold a 76-37-5 all-time record against the Aggies, i
No wonder Aggots are scared to play Texas
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:51 pm to MisslePig
Yeah I’d be pissed about it too if I were an Arkansas fan. Another L on your schedule every single year.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:58 pm to Gaspergou202
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Poor dumb bastards don’t even realize it.
Oh course we did.
Its kinda like how the character Edward Norton played in American History X had to take it up the arse before the white gang would defend him in prison. But by doing so he only had to get fricked by a single white dick rather than being gangbanged by black ones.
Yall are defending us from even bigger penises.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 4:59 pm to Restomod
We’ve already done this, and there’s one for every SEC school.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:00 pm to cardboardboxer
What the hell is this? Stop bringing gay porn movie references to the board. It gives me the creeps.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:01 pm to cardboardboxer
What happened to the Bears?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:03 pm to Ole Ag
American History X is a fantastic movie that is very relevant in 2018.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:05 pm to cardboardboxer
Sure. You weren't just sneaking in some gay porn with a movie attached you had to watch.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:15 pm to Restomod
Whorn fans seem to forget we aren't rivals. I REALLY hate UGA for giving this dirty hippies a reason to gloat.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:20 pm to cardboardboxer
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Yall are defending us from even bigger penises.
I’m so confused.
You leave the UT series where aTm wins 1 in 3, and start the LSU and Bama series where you win 1 in 6, and you think you’re being dicked less?!
Aggies love them some mediocrity!
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