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It's time everyone takes a bow to their Longhorn overlords
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:51 am
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:51 am
Texas owns the head to head against all but 3 SEC schools. Only South Carolina and Vanderbilt have a winning record against them. Vanderbilt is the only school that has went up against the Longhorns on multiple occasions, yet still came away victorious more times than not.
It's time all of you other heathens make a blood sacrifice to your overlords.
All-time record vs the UT overlords
Alabama: 1-7-1 (.167)
Arkansas: 22-56 (.282)
Auburn: 3-5 (.375)
Florida: 0-2-1 (.167)
Georgia: 1-3 (.250)
Kentucky: 0-1 (.000)
LSU: 7-9-1 (.441)
Mississippi St: 2-2 (.500)
Missouri: 6-18 (.250)
Ole Miss: 2-6 (.250)
South Carolina: 1-0 (1.000)
Tennessee: 1-2 (.333)
Texas A&M: 37-76-5 (.335)
Vanderbilt: 8-3-1 (.708)
Sorted by winning percentage
Kentucky: .000%
Alabama: .167%
Florida: .167%
Georgia: .250%
Missouri: .250%
Ole Miss: .250%
Arkansas: .282%
Tennessee: .333%
Texas A&M: .335%
Auburn: .375%
LSU: .441%
Mississippi St: .500%
Vanderbilt: .708%
South Carolina: 1.000%
While you're at it, please curtsy while in the presence of Vanderbilt for holding up the integrity of this conference.
It's time all of you other heathens make a blood sacrifice to your overlords.
All-time record vs the UT overlords
Alabama: 1-7-1 (.167)
Arkansas: 22-56 (.282)
Auburn: 3-5 (.375)
Florida: 0-2-1 (.167)
Georgia: 1-3 (.250)
Kentucky: 0-1 (.000)
LSU: 7-9-1 (.441)
Mississippi St: 2-2 (.500)
Missouri: 6-18 (.250)
Ole Miss: 2-6 (.250)
South Carolina: 1-0 (1.000)
Tennessee: 1-2 (.333)
Texas A&M: 37-76-5 (.335)
Vanderbilt: 8-3-1 (.708)
Sorted by winning percentage
Kentucky: .000%
Alabama: .167%
Florida: .167%
Georgia: .250%
Missouri: .250%
Ole Miss: .250%
Arkansas: .282%
Tennessee: .333%
Texas A&M: .335%
Auburn: .375%
LSU: .441%
Mississippi St: .500%
Vanderbilt: .708%
South Carolina: 1.000%
While you're at it, please curtsy while in the presence of Vanderbilt for holding up the integrity of this conference.
This post was edited on 7/10/18 at 12:23 pm
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:52 am to Sean Bean
Congrats on your first winning season in 4 years.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:52 am to Sean Bean
Agreed Texas is a god
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:53 am to Sean Bean
Lol @ Alabama
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:53 am to Sean Bean
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Sorted by losing percentage
try again
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:04 pm to Sean Bean
Big 1
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:06 pm to Sean Bean
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:08 pm to Sean Bean
Just take it.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:08 pm to Sean Bean
quote:
the only school that has went
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:16 pm to Sean Bean
quote:I grilled some steaks last week. If you listened to them sizzling, you could almost make out "If only Colt hadn't been hurt".
It's time all of you other heathens make a blood sacrifice to your overlords.
True story.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:17 pm to Sean Bean
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Texas A&M: 37-76-5 (.335)
Ouch.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:22 pm to Sean Bean
Ancient history is an interesting subject.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:26 pm to Sean Bean
quote:
Mississippi St: 2-2 (.500)
Vanderbilt: 8-3-1 (.708)
State and Vandy picking up the SEC's slack like always
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:32 pm to Sean Bean
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While you're at it, please curtsy while in the presence of Vanderbilt for holding up the integrity of this conference.
We had a home-home-home scheduled with them in the late sixties early seventies where they were supposed to repay us for our trip (and win) down there (that they backed out of after our trip down there) plus add another home and home.
Paul Deitzel worked it out with them .... but alas, Texas backed-out again and we basically told their welshing asses to frick off. Until they agreed to come here they could pound sand.
And they'll never agree to come here and get their asses stomped.
mUSChamp, it's been said, has reached-out to them but they are uncooperative. He has connections there and we were hoping to set-up a future home and home and are willing to forgive the return game they still owe us for (because we were not paid for the first trip) ... but the long whornes are afraid of the long spurs.
Mack Brown was willing but it's their higher-ups that are the pussies.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:56 pm to Sean Bean
frick Texas. You're living in the past you romantic fool.
I've enjoyed your journey to irrelevancy over the years.
frick Texas.
I've enjoyed your journey to irrelevancy over the years.
frick Texas.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 2:06 pm to Sean Bean
44-23
Posted on 7/10/18 at 2:10 pm to Sean Bean
quote:
It's time everyone takes a bow to their Longhorn overlords
It is time for you to stop posting
Posted on 7/10/18 at 2:59 pm to Sean Bean
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Vanderbilt is the only school that has went up against the Longhorns
Yet another UT Merit Scholar.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 3:08 pm to Sean Bean
A great majority of the Texas wins came when many of the SEC schools were little better then community colleges.
Alabama... well Texas and Notre Dame have historically raped them until very recently. Nick Saban's claim to best college coach of all time is that those two programs haven't slapped him around like a hooker trying to hold out on her pimp.
I won't deny... Texas has a rich football history. But for all the talent and history they have they are basically holding hands with Michigan for programs that have done the least with the most talent.
Alabama... well Texas and Notre Dame have historically raped them until very recently. Nick Saban's claim to best college coach of all time is that those two programs haven't slapped him around like a hooker trying to hold out on her pimp.
I won't deny... Texas has a rich football history. But for all the talent and history they have they are basically holding hands with Michigan for programs that have done the least with the most talent.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 3:15 pm to Sean Bean
@ A&M's record against Texas. 
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