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Counterfeit U: An in-depth look at Franklin College
Posted on 6/9/18 at 6:51 am
Posted on 6/9/18 at 6:51 am
Everything Georgia claims is either a lie, a blatant copy, or so unoriginal that it's impossible to tell who they originally stole it from.
THE BAND
Georgia's version: The Redcoat Marching Band
The Original: Those people we fought a war against
Verdict:
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THE RALLY SONG
While their official fight song, Hail to Georgia, is original Georgia is best known for "Glory, Glory", a rally song set to the Battle Hymn of the Republic, which the Redcoats play incessantly. The rally song has eclipsed the popularity of "Hail" which is no longer even sung.
Georgia's version: Glory, Glory
The Original: Those other people we fought a war against
Verdict:
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THE LOGO
Discussed at length here, used under license from the Green Bay Packers since 1964.
Verdict:
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THE NAME
The "Bulldogs" share their athletic mascot with 41 other American colleges, the most in the country.
Verdict:
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"BULLDOG RED"
When Georgia and Georgia Tech first ever met on the field in 1893 they both wore old gold. Georgia Tech proceeded to beat that arse 28-6 (in Athens) and Georgia surrendered gold like a little bitch and adopted what they called "Good Old Georgia Red" or #BA0C2F. The title was only half correct, it wasn't "Georgia" but it was old because St. John's University had already been wearing it for seven years. The Braves have since adopted it giving it far more exposure than Georgia ever could.
Verdict:
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"1785"
Georgia loves that year. They plaster it everywhere so they can make it on those "oldest universities in America" lists but what actually happened that year? Nothing. Abraham Baldwin said "Hey, maybe a college is a thing we should do" and the Georgia Legislature said "Cool Man, we'll think about it", no further action was taken until 1799. The first building wasn't completed until 1805. They love 1785 but they didn't award a degree for more than two decades after that.
Verdict:
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MUH BIG SIX
The "Big Six" moniker has traditionally referred to the six SEC schools that have dominated the conference in football since the 1960s and while Georgia, along with Auburn, Florida, Tennessee, LSU, and Alabama, can claim membership they dickride their "peers" and drive the title in to the ground. They do this out of insecurity with their mediocrity on the national stage.
Big Six National Championships (AP and/or Coaches):
Alabama: 12
LSU: 3
Florida: 3
Auburn: 2
Tennessee: 2
Georgia: 1
Every other Big Six member, and both of UGA's traditional out-of-conference rivals in Clemson and GT, have won National Championships more recently than Georgia.
Georgia waves the Big Six banner around completely unaware of how it embarassing it is for the other members to include them. Georgia is to the Big Six as Spain is to Europe, "Yea technically you're one of us but you're a shite show and were only great for a little while way before any of us were born".
Verdict:
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KIRBY SMART
Georgia, envious of Alabama's success, decided they were going to go shoping for their own manlet defensive mastermind. Instead of a Croatian-American Football God they got the man-child version named after a shitty Japanese video game character.
Verdict:
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THUGA
Georgia hoped they could emulate some of Miami's chippiness and attitude by hiring former Hurricane Mark Richt. He did his best to build Convict U-North but it hasn't and never will match the original article in Miami.
Verdict:
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"GEORGIA"
The colony of Georgia was founded in 1733 as a penal colony and buffer state to protect South Carolina from Spanish Florida. It was named for George II, the German King of Great Britain. It was the second Georgia to appear on the globe following the Kingdom of Georgia which predated it by more than 700 years.
Verdict:
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ATHENS
22 other states in the Union have an "Athens" and they're all named for the city in Greece.
Verdict:
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UGA is guilty on all counts. Unoriginal, counterfeit, and supremely insecure.
Commence melting and try to stay on topic.
NB4 "Buh wud abow Souf Care-uh-line-uh?", "How much time did you spend on this", "Obsessed", and "TROLL!1!"
How you doin Lew?
THE BAND
Georgia's version: The Redcoat Marching Band
The Original: Those people we fought a war against

Verdict:

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THE RALLY SONG
While their official fight song, Hail to Georgia, is original Georgia is best known for "Glory, Glory", a rally song set to the Battle Hymn of the Republic, which the Redcoats play incessantly. The rally song has eclipsed the popularity of "Hail" which is no longer even sung.
Georgia's version: Glory, Glory
The Original: Those other people we fought a war against

Verdict:

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THE LOGO
Discussed at length here, used under license from the Green Bay Packers since 1964.

Verdict:

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THE NAME
The "Bulldogs" share their athletic mascot with 41 other American colleges, the most in the country.

Verdict:

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"BULLDOG RED"
When Georgia and Georgia Tech first ever met on the field in 1893 they both wore old gold. Georgia Tech proceeded to beat that arse 28-6 (in Athens) and Georgia surrendered gold like a little bitch and adopted what they called "Good Old Georgia Red" or #BA0C2F. The title was only half correct, it wasn't "Georgia" but it was old because St. John's University had already been wearing it for seven years. The Braves have since adopted it giving it far more exposure than Georgia ever could.

Verdict:

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"1785"
Georgia loves that year. They plaster it everywhere so they can make it on those "oldest universities in America" lists but what actually happened that year? Nothing. Abraham Baldwin said "Hey, maybe a college is a thing we should do" and the Georgia Legislature said "Cool Man, we'll think about it", no further action was taken until 1799. The first building wasn't completed until 1805. They love 1785 but they didn't award a degree for more than two decades after that.

Verdict:

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MUH BIG SIX
The "Big Six" moniker has traditionally referred to the six SEC schools that have dominated the conference in football since the 1960s and while Georgia, along with Auburn, Florida, Tennessee, LSU, and Alabama, can claim membership they dickride their "peers" and drive the title in to the ground. They do this out of insecurity with their mediocrity on the national stage.
Big Six National Championships (AP and/or Coaches):
Alabama: 12
LSU: 3
Florida: 3
Auburn: 2
Tennessee: 2
Georgia: 1
Every other Big Six member, and both of UGA's traditional out-of-conference rivals in Clemson and GT, have won National Championships more recently than Georgia.
Georgia waves the Big Six banner around completely unaware of how it embarassing it is for the other members to include them. Georgia is to the Big Six as Spain is to Europe, "Yea technically you're one of us but you're a shite show and were only great for a little while way before any of us were born".
Verdict:

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KIRBY SMART
Georgia, envious of Alabama's success, decided they were going to go shoping for their own manlet defensive mastermind. Instead of a Croatian-American Football God they got the man-child version named after a shitty Japanese video game character.

Verdict:

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THUGA
Georgia hoped they could emulate some of Miami's chippiness and attitude by hiring former Hurricane Mark Richt. He did his best to build Convict U-North but it hasn't and never will match the original article in Miami.


Verdict:

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"GEORGIA"
The colony of Georgia was founded in 1733 as a penal colony and buffer state to protect South Carolina from Spanish Florida. It was named for George II, the German King of Great Britain. It was the second Georgia to appear on the globe following the Kingdom of Georgia which predated it by more than 700 years.

Verdict:

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ATHENS
22 other states in the Union have an "Athens" and they're all named for the city in Greece.

Verdict:

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UGA is guilty on all counts. Unoriginal, counterfeit, and supremely insecure.
Commence melting and try to stay on topic.
NB4 "Buh wud abow Souf Care-uh-line-uh?", "How much time did you spend on this", "Obsessed", and "TROLL!1!"
How you doin Lew?

This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 6:52 am
Posted on 6/9/18 at 6:53 am to KSGamecock
Damn man you are extremely obsessed to do all of that work on a Saturday morning.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 6:55 am to KSGamecock
i always had a hankerin that georgia folk were foneys and now you lay it out they really are full of balonie
i think the good lord looks down on this shitfest of a college of copiecats and really has rained shite on them for decades for a reason is suspects they will get more
i think the good lord looks down on this shitfest of a college of copiecats and really has rained shite on them for decades for a reason is suspects they will get more
Posted on 6/9/18 at 6:59 am to KSGamecock
Need to activate my alters to upvote this
Posted on 6/9/18 at 7:08 am to KSGamecock
UGA Derangement Syndrome, Kirby is going to send you a bill for rent you owe him.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 7:11 am to lewis and herschel
TBH I actually don't dislike Georgia that much and y'all are one of my favorite group of posters on the Rant, I get on well with you all and you have a great group; crispyUGA, dcbl, dirtydawg...I love those guys.
...but if Lew ask Lew shall receive.
...but if Lew ask Lew shall receive.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 7:42 am to KSGamecock

This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 7:44 am
Posted on 6/9/18 at 7:49 am to Fats
Ironically, Auburn had to change its name from Alabama Polytechnic so not to be confused with a vocational school. Who are they kidding, we know it exists for dumb Atlanta kids who could not get in to UGA.
Tigers, now that's original. So original, they keep making up more names for themselves....
Glory, well you dumb fux play it too....
Auburn should thank us as you benefitted from many of the "Thugs" we kicked off our team and welcomed them with open arms... So who did the right thing and who put criminals on scholarship...
We used to say, when our kids screw up, we don't send them to jail, we send them to Auburn...
Tigers, now that's original. So original, they keep making up more names for themselves....
Glory, well you dumb fux play it too....
Auburn should thank us as you benefitted from many of the "Thugs" we kicked off our team and welcomed them with open arms... So who did the right thing and who put criminals on scholarship...
We used to say, when our kids screw up, we don't send them to jail, we send them to Auburn...
This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 7:52 am
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:01 am to KSGamecock
Nice effort. Since I can't tell whether you are an Auburn or USC fan, I don't know which post you were triggered by yesterday. Either way, Dawg fans were obviously doing work.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:06 am to KSGamecock
So. Much. Effort.
Layout is coherent. Argument is stretched thing as a sheet of paper. Jimmies feel a little rustled.
Yep, this is Grade A work. 9/10
Layout is coherent. Argument is stretched thing as a sheet of paper. Jimmies feel a little rustled.
Yep, this is Grade A work. 9/10
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:39 am to KSGamecock
If you are going to troll then troll big. OP trolled big. Digging it. I learned things, so not a waste of time.
Didnt know there was a kingdom of georgia.
I knew ga was a penal colony, like australia, but didnt know it was to buffer sc from spanish florida.
Didnt know saban was croatian heritage.
Thanks for the pics and big colorful font, myth busters style, kept me wondering what was the next nugget.
Didnt know there was a kingdom of georgia.
I knew ga was a penal colony, like australia, but didnt know it was to buffer sc from spanish florida.
Didnt know saban was croatian heritage.
Thanks for the pics and big colorful font, myth busters style, kept me wondering what was the next nugget.
This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 8:43 am
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:42 am to KSGamecock
This is all true, but Georgia is having one hell of a year in athletics and McGarity has them hitting on all cylinders right now. We will see if they can sustain it.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:47 am to KSGamecock
Good job.
And I actually like Georgia, but what happened to their fan base?
And I actually like Georgia, but what happened to their fan base?
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:57 am to KSGamecock
fricking shite I’m so rustled I forgot my admin password.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:59 am to lewis and herschel
quote:
lewis and herschel
Just take your L and go sit down.
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