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Best and Worst Uniforms of SEC Football
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:52 pm
I did a quick search and did not find anything suggesting major uniform changes for the upcoming season. Barring those, here are my picks for best and worst dressed squads around the conference.
BEST HELMET
- LSU. Iconic. Bright, bold, but simple and to the point with the print letters and tiger. Known throughout the CFB world and as good or better than any others at any level. (honorable mention, Florida)
WORST HELMET
- Vandy. It's just awful. Looks like a middle school art class designed it. What's next, Vandy, scratch & sniff stickers? (worst in all of CFB is Maryland)
BEST UNIFORM
- Georgia. Red helmet, black jersey, silver britches. Sharpest uniform in the SEC. UGA fans can set me straight but I think it's rarely used by them.
WORST UNIFORM
- Florida. The green piece of shite they wore last season was a special kind of ugly. Couldn't see the numbers, or the names. Of course, the offense was such a lump of shite, I wouldn't blame UF if they wanted it to be more like camoflage, and it did look more like camo than a display of school spirit. Didn't remind you of the school or the school colors. Closely rivals the vomitous catastrophe that Maryland rolls out there now. Florida's regular home uniform of blue on white with the orange helmet looks great. But for some reason they went with baby shite green for a special uniform. Gator fans, you couldn't just go retro or change font or something? You had to go full retard? Embarrassing.
Almost picked Ole Miss for this one since they can't figure out what their school colors are, or what the mascot is. But baby shite green at a school that is orange & blue was able to steal it away.
CLASSIC UNIFORM
- Bama. Home or away, it just says 'we're going to stomp a mudhole in your butthole'
BEST HELMET
- LSU. Iconic. Bright, bold, but simple and to the point with the print letters and tiger. Known throughout the CFB world and as good or better than any others at any level. (honorable mention, Florida)
WORST HELMET
- Vandy. It's just awful. Looks like a middle school art class designed it. What's next, Vandy, scratch & sniff stickers? (worst in all of CFB is Maryland)
BEST UNIFORM
- Georgia. Red helmet, black jersey, silver britches. Sharpest uniform in the SEC. UGA fans can set me straight but I think it's rarely used by them.
WORST UNIFORM
- Florida. The green piece of shite they wore last season was a special kind of ugly. Couldn't see the numbers, or the names. Of course, the offense was such a lump of shite, I wouldn't blame UF if they wanted it to be more like camoflage, and it did look more like camo than a display of school spirit. Didn't remind you of the school or the school colors. Closely rivals the vomitous catastrophe that Maryland rolls out there now. Florida's regular home uniform of blue on white with the orange helmet looks great. But for some reason they went with baby shite green for a special uniform. Gator fans, you couldn't just go retro or change font or something? You had to go full retard? Embarrassing.
Almost picked Ole Miss for this one since they can't figure out what their school colors are, or what the mascot is. But baby shite green at a school that is orange & blue was able to steal it away.
CLASSIC UNIFORM
- Bama. Home or away, it just says 'we're going to stomp a mudhole in your butthole'
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Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:56 pm to starsandstripes
Offseason thread topic circa 2008.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:00 pm to lsu711
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Offseason thread topic circa 2008.
Prepare yourself. If previous offseasons are anything to go by this is the first of a hundred uniform threads will we get.
Truly these will be dark days indeed.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:01 pm to Arksulli
You know we're really in the dog days when the uniform threads start.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:02 pm to lsu711
Definitely off season topic.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:03 pm to KSGamecock
When does the XFL start? We need some football during the summer.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:08 pm to joshua2571
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When does the XFL start? We need some football during the summer.
He Hate Me and the Memphis Maniacs are the only reason I remember the XFL.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:15 pm to starsandstripes
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BEST UNIFORM
- Georgia. Red helmet, black jersey, silver britches. Sharpest uniform in the SEC.
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This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:19 pm to starsandstripes
Best is Auburn because its just the most aesthetically pleasing.
Worst are LSU and UGA. LSU is just ugly af, and UGA has an unoriginal bland logo and a shade of red that assaults the eyes.
Worst are LSU and UGA. LSU is just ugly af, and UGA has an unoriginal bland logo and a shade of red that assaults the eyes.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:25 pm to starsandstripes
Ole Miss red jerseys with the powder blue helmets are severely underrated.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:25 pm to BowlJackson
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Worst are LSU and UGA
Somebody's still melting.
What is it, months 6 and 8, respectively?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:27 pm to BranchDawg
Nah, I thought y'alls uniforms were ugly af even after we broke it off 40-17
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:29 pm to BowlJackson
Auburn's storm troopers are second to none.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:34 pm to starsandstripes
Auburn's "away" jerseys are the best.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:35 pm to BowlJackson
Probably not too big on UCF's or Clemscum's either. 
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:35 pm to Cobrasize
Do they still have the tramp stamp?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:35 pm to Arksulli
In fairness, tomorrow marks the halfway point between Jan 9th and Sep 1st. We're about to be on the back half.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:36 pm to VoxDawg
WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY YET?!?!
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:45 pm to koreandawg
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Probably not too big on UCF's or Clemscum's either.
Clemson orange top with white pants is actually really nice. All orange is a little much though, and purple is just a no for anybody.
UCF's are too modern for my taste, but I like the shade of gold they use.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:02 pm to starsandstripes
Good choices...
LSU’s uniforms are always rated at least top 5 in the country in national polls.
Ole Miss, Auburn, Georgia, and Bama are special too.
LSU’s uniforms are always rated at least top 5 in the country in national polls.
Ole Miss, Auburn, Georgia, and Bama are special too.
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