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Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?

Posted on 12/9/17 at 10:50 pm
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/9/17 at 10:50 pm
No matter the sport. It's an epidemic
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/9/17 at 10:51 pm to
racist
Posted by RainKing96
Member since Jul 2017
810 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 10:52 pm to
Why you worried about dudes hair?
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17590 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

No matter the sport. It's an epidemic


cause your girl needs something to hold on to ...
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66137 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
2807 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:23 pm to
This is what people talk about when they can't actually beat a team.
Posted by Giant Leaf
On Leaf
Member since Nov 2015
4229 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:23 pm to
Why do Tennessee football players have no SEC wins this year

Posted by jsmoove
Member since Oct 2010
12627 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:24 pm to
Agreed. Anthony Grant should have signed Elfrid Payton.

Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Stuck in Transfer Portal
Member since Aug 2011
8514 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:31 pm to
I mean, Barry Odom is bald, but okay.
Posted by TIGERFANZZ
THE Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
4058 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:38 pm to
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Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?

One of the side effects of deer antler spray.
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:24 am to
To irritate opponents' fans?
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 12:28 am
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
3849 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:04 am to

This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 1:05 am
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18260 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:15 am to
quote:

No matter the sport.

Swam there and strongly disagree. My coif is and was luxurious af.
Posted by secuniversity
Member since May 2015
5694 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 2:16 am to
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White. Mid 30s. $43,000/year
Have never lived more than 40 miles from where you were born. Southern Baptist. Kids = Youngins. Wife got pregnant with first kid at 19. John Deere is a color.When you refer to your alma mater you say your high school's name. Favorite entree...chilli. Favorite breakfast...chilli. What you served at your wedding...fillet mignon (just kidding, chilli). Blood pressure 160 over 100. Vote republican but belong to a union.
feel free to add
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 2:44 am
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 6:15 am to
At least they aren't fabricating faux hate by drawing poop swastikas like some of your Mizzou heroes.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23888 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:35 am to
I wish my hair looked as good as theirs.
Posted by Pbhog
Pine bluff, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2015
3460 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:54 am to
Why do Alabama fans have such horrible teeth. That should be the real question. Do they not have dentist in Alabama?
Posted by roger79
Welcome Home, Scott
Member since Dec 2012
3226 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:28 am to
You mean why do they all wear fake birds nests on their head.
Posted by CAbamafan
Member since Dec 2017
1167 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:48 am to
Because they're black
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