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Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.
Posted on 2/1/17 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 2/1/17 at 12:06 pm
This is things you were told in confidence, by a person seeking counsel, or to get something off their chest, but made you cringe or privately laugh.
A gay dude I know once confessed that his life was out of control because he took a homeless guy home and wound up getting fricked by the homeless guy that same night.
A gay dude I know once confessed that his life was out of control because he took a homeless guy home and wound up getting fricked by the homeless guy that same night.
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 12:08 pm to wmr
Only in arkansas
Posted on 2/1/17 at 12:40 pm to wmr
This is a strange way to come out of the closet
Posted on 2/1/17 at 1:47 pm to wmr
I didn't know you were homeless
Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:01 pm to wmr
A buddy told us in passing his girl put a finger in his butt during sex and said he didn't hate it
We were shooting basketball
Just weird timing and overall conversation
We were shooting basketball
Just weird timing and overall conversation
Posted on 2/1/17 at 3:17 pm to wmr
ETA: This story isn't on topic, but this thread made me think of funny stories my friends have told me over the years.
My friend worked at Domino's as a delivery driver a few years ago.
He told me that one time he delivered pizza to some white chicks house and when she answered the door to pay for the pizza, she had a white fluid just above her upper lip. My friend told her she had something on her lip and when he pointed it out to her, she freaked out like "Oh my god!" and quickly wiped it off with her hand. My friend was confused because he thought it was milk or something, so he didn't understand what the big deal was until he looked over the chicks shoulder to see a huge, muscular, black guy sitting on the couch with his head laid back and his arms spread out over the top of the couch like he was sitting in a hot tub or something.
The couch was facing away from him, so he just saw the back of his head at first, but there was a huge flat screen TV in front of the black dude that was turned off, and he told me he could see the black dudes reflection in the TV and he was completely naked and his penis looked like a horses penis or something. He quit a few months later.
My friend worked at Domino's as a delivery driver a few years ago.
He told me that one time he delivered pizza to some white chicks house and when she answered the door to pay for the pizza, she had a white fluid just above her upper lip. My friend told her she had something on her lip and when he pointed it out to her, she freaked out like "Oh my god!" and quickly wiped it off with her hand. My friend was confused because he thought it was milk or something, so he didn't understand what the big deal was until he looked over the chicks shoulder to see a huge, muscular, black guy sitting on the couch with his head laid back and his arms spread out over the top of the couch like he was sitting in a hot tub or something.
The couch was facing away from him, so he just saw the back of his head at first, but there was a huge flat screen TV in front of the black dude that was turned off, and he told me he could see the black dudes reflection in the TV and he was completely naked and his penis looked like a horses penis or something. He quit a few months later.
This post was edited on 2/1/17 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:27 pm to wmr
Hes more of an acquaintance or friend of a friend but he admitted to meeting a gay guy online who offered him a large sum of money (cant remember the exact # but at least a few thousand) to drive from Dallas to Austin meet him at his hotel room and let the gay guy suck his dick. He went down there, got the check from the guy, then let him suck his dick. And of course the gay guy canceled the check the next day so he got nothing. 
This is exactly the type of thing you could picture this guy falling for. He was the male version of a blonde airhead.
This is exactly the type of thing you could picture this guy falling for. He was the male version of a blonde airhead. 
Posted on 2/2/17 at 1:40 am to wmr
Few years back a coworker in a warehouse, fat black guy with a speech impediment that was clearly off, told us how he met up with somebody for sex from some dating app and after spending over an hour with this person, making out with this person and he says "I reached down the panties and grabbed it and realized they were slinging bigger than me". Apparently he was only mad because the tranny didn't tell him upfront. He had another tranny "friend" he talked about emotionally sometimes.
Kid in HS told me he participated in a circle jerk with about 5 other guys. Because the other guys were football players and "cool" kids he apparently thought I would be impressed and think he was cool too. This kid was a compulsive liar though who despite only being 3rd string in 8th grade and never being on the football team in HS because he was always "injured" (mythical ACL injury half of HS) claimed to have been recruited by North Alabama to play WR. This was a 5'8" white guy who wasn't really fast or athletic and had terrible hands. Not sure if it'd be worse if the circle jerk actually happened or if he made it up hoping to sound cool.
Kid in HS told me he participated in a circle jerk with about 5 other guys. Because the other guys were football players and "cool" kids he apparently thought I would be impressed and think he was cool too. This kid was a compulsive liar though who despite only being 3rd string in 8th grade and never being on the football team in HS because he was always "injured" (mythical ACL injury half of HS) claimed to have been recruited by North Alabama to play WR. This was a 5'8" white guy who wasn't really fast or athletic and had terrible hands. Not sure if it'd be worse if the circle jerk actually happened or if he made it up hoping to sound cool.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 1:42 pm to wmr
When we were living in the dorms in college, my buddy brings this chick back to the room. One thing leads to another and they had sex. After she leaves the next morning we were all sitting there in the living room and he tells us the following:
So we were going at it and I was super drunk. apparently so drunk that I blacked out during. When I came to I said "Your friends will need bikes and skateboards." Not only did he fall asleep, but did so long enough to have a dream that would elicit the response of "your friends will need bikes and skateboards." We all had a pretty good laugh and then it hit me. Not only was she so lame at sex that you fell asleep, but you were so lame at it that she couldn't tell.
Best part of the entire story, they're now married.
So we were going at it and I was super drunk. apparently so drunk that I blacked out during. When I came to I said "Your friends will need bikes and skateboards." Not only did he fall asleep, but did so long enough to have a dream that would elicit the response of "your friends will need bikes and skateboards." We all had a pretty good laugh and then it hit me. Not only was she so lame at sex that you fell asleep, but you were so lame at it that she couldn't tell.
Best part of the entire story, they're now married.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 2/4/17 at 4:20 am to wmr
One guy purposely tasted a chicks used tampon because he thought she was fine af.
Another guy accidentally shot part of his load in his own mouth while masturbating in the tub.
Another guy accidentally shot part of his load in his own mouth while masturbating in the tub.
This post was edited on 2/4/17 at 4:21 am
Posted on 2/4/17 at 5:14 pm to wmr
If someone told you something in confidence why would you share it? Pretty wimpy thing to do.
Posted on 2/4/17 at 11:17 pm to wmr
Get new friends man
That's just weird
That's just weird
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:48 am to wmr
A friend of mine had a huge foot fetish. He didn't drink for a year in college. Than one night he just got shitfaced and I was walking him home and he started explaining his foot fetish to me.
About his gf, "my plan is to cum on her feet while she's sleeping so she can be pissed she wasn't awake when I did it so than I can use that as an excuse to do it to her while she was awake."
When he was really drunk, "sucking on toes, I feel like I'm sucking dicks. I see toes as dicks."
About his gf, "my plan is to cum on her feet while she's sleeping so she can be pissed she wasn't awake when I did it so than I can use that as an excuse to do it to her while she was awake."
When he was really drunk, "sucking on toes, I feel like I'm sucking dicks. I see toes as dicks."
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