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Looking for ways to talk smack to Alabama

Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:07 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:07 pm
With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas, Alabama has become tFlagship's true nemesis.

It's just hard to trash talk them since I can't remember the last time we beat them. Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this.

TIA
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
87686 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Looking for ways to talk smack to Alabama


there's really nothing you can say at this point. Oh well.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72570 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:08 pm to
What kind of troll is this?
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

there's really nothing you can say at this point. Oh well.

this
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38628 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:09 pm to
It's an LSU troll.

I will allow it
Posted by VagueMessage
Springdale, AR
Member since Jun 2013
4003 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:09 pm to
I believe they call it "ineffective". I'm not a fan of the style, personally.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas, Alabama has become tFlagship's true nemesis.

It's just hard to trash talk them since I can't remember the last time we beat them. Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this.

TIA


That flagship post really got you inspired, huh?
Posted by bama will rise again
N Alabama
Member since Apr 2014
1669 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:10 pm to
Um rednecks, tea bagging, killing folks after losses, fricking our sister, and beating our wives are pretty common
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38628 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this


Talk about next year

Hope McFadden outperforms Lacy in the NFL this season

Talk about your states culcha

Post shirtless pics of Arkansas players and admire their veins, point to this as a sign that the end is near for the gumps.

There are other methods but these are tried and true
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
45667 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:12 pm to
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It's an LSU troll.


^
Posted by PurpleandGeauld
Florence, TX
Member since Oct 2013
5264 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:14 pm to
If you could get this guy eligible for your Bama game, it would give you quality ammo =)

Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30745 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:23 pm to
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Looking for ways to talk smack to Alabama by hawgfaninc
If you actually want to smack talk about football, then I think all resources have been exhausted and yielded very little at this point.

You could always try the tea bagging, tree killing, Bear's was a drunk cheating arse, Dodge Charger, Hot Wheelz, T'town Menswear, house sitting, Saban/Mark Emmert routes and see if you get any traction.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38628 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:24 pm to
You left our Tom Ritter, the SEC offices in Birmingham, and schedules
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
13154 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:26 pm to
Alabama vs Arkansas at a glance:

Head to Head (L5 seasons): Bama 5-0
Head to Head (L10 Games): Bama 9-1
Overall (L5 Seasons): Bama 62-7, Ark 33-30
Overall (L10 Seasons): Bama 111-25, Ark 74-54
Conf Champs (L10 Seasons): Bama 4, Ark 0
NC (L10 Seasons): Bama 4, Ark 0

Im gonna say that you probably want to avoid anything involving a "statistical comparison" and focus on the intangibles like the fact that your coach would probably win in a cage match with our coach.
Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3706 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas


Yall are our rent-a-win
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
25895 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

I can't remember the last time we beat them


2006

9 straight wins. Ouch.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34575 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas, Alabama has become tFlagship's true nemesis.



Not so fast, there is a big gay wall in your way.

Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:31 pm to
Tell them you heard, everytime they win yet another championship trophy, it's shown at walmart for a day.
Posted by ArabianKnight
Member since Jul 2010
2629 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Overall (L5 Seasons): Bama 62-7, Ark 33-30 Overall (L10 Seasons): Bama 111-25, Ark 74-54


yeah, when you've lost more times in 5 years than the other team has in 10 (11, or 12 realistically) years, there's not much to say.
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:38 pm to
The annual Running of the Gumps is about it these days. Most of them around here even seem to be ashamed.

That and the whole ya'll don't do other sports well works, but they don't really care. I probably wouldn't either if we were that good at football.
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