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re: Oxford bad experience last week end
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:59 am to MercerBears
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:59 am to MercerBears
i laughed, because it was hilarious, but then i cried, because i wasn't sure what i read, so i laughed again. and then i prayed that this wasn't posted by my 6 year old. its been a while since i needed a drink at 6:58am.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:03 am to MercerBears
This is definitely an Ole Miss alter.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:37 am to Cdawg
clarity from not eatin gut fulls of valyum all days pretty nice to me
Posted on 2/4/16 at 8:49 am to texag7
The bars don't close at 8 p.m. lol
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:51 am to AHM21
This got a big up vote from me. Possibly the best post I have ever read on the rant.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:55 am to MercerBears
At first, I was like meh, I've seen better trolls than this and I don't get why everyone is upvoting. But I looked back at OP's post history and wow, he is always in character. As you look at the body of the OP's work, the genius becomes clear. If there were an Oscars award for tRant posters, OP would be a dominant force. Definitely a method actor/poster.
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 9:57 am
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:58 am to ABearsFanNMS
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I miss TA
quote:
Everyone knows I'm TA
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:01 am to MercerBears
What did I just read?
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 10:03 am
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:05 am to MercerBears
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she dont satisfy him any more and says she went to aggies
Cause he needs a man Aggie.
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Can this get a sticky?
Like the bartender's hands?
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:11 am to cardboardboxer
quote:The part that killed me was that he wasn't worried that the bartender had stroked off at some point in his life.
Like the bartender's hands?
No, he was concerned that the guy was watching gay porn while doing so, expressing his sincere belief that the ghey had somehow contaminated the bartender's hands.
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 10:12 am
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:55 am to MercerBears
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forward little bit and see arse gettin munch on so i rewind back a little
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:33 am to MercerBears
O.....M.....G
It is all true too.
It is all true too.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:43 am to MercerBears
When I went to Starkville I met that kid who tapped another guy in the head with a cowbell and got in all sorts of trouble. He was bartending at some little place
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:16 pm to MercerBears
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MercerBears
Mudbone...is that you...?
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:42 pm to WestCoastAg
They gay like dat in Oxford
Posted on 2/4/16 at 1:28 pm to MercerBears
Holy shite. This is so well written I am actually able to hear your voice and accent while reading it. Well done!
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