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Oxford bad experience last week end

Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:02 pm
Posted by MercerBears
Grenada
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:02 pm
never again am i gonna go back to that place.

so i get sent there for work over week end so end up goin to same bar every nite just to pass the time so me and ole boy workin bar get to be pretty cool.

we start doin draft kings but my cell screens cracked up so i use his to do my picks when he start talkin bout his problems with his girl that she dont satisfy him any more and says she went to aggies but now over seas for the army.

after ten min ramblin like a parett he gets a video call on his i pad from her so he goes to the back to talk which is good i know its hard to be real far away from people u love but 1 hr past and he still back there and his cell chargin on the bar so i use it to check pelican score cause my cell screens cracked up.

i go to google and type in p for pelican and shite ton porn book marks go everywere so i start snoopin to see what this guy really like since he the one makin all my drinks.

come to find he into weird shite i never seen when they put there meat in a hole in the wall but im not picky with porns so i slide to corner of bar and fast forward little bit and see arse gettin munch on so i rewind back a little.

they was both men.

ole boy girls over sea fightin isis while he servin drinks with hands after beatin his meat to non hetero sexual films.

i payed then left quiet and thank god for watchin over me cause brook lopez end up droppin 33 winnin me 30 bucks but this the kind of shits goin on up in oxford just to warn yall.







This post was edited on 2/3/16 at 10:04 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted by texag7
College Station
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:04 pm to
I feel ya. Bars closing at 8pm isn't fun either
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:04 pm to
PWJ?
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:04 pm to
GOAT
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted by genro
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:08 pm to
Also you can tell a story better than William Faulkner
Posted by MykTide
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:09 pm to
I have a headache now, but thanks for sharing.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted by Gladius Veritas
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Posted by Monticello
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Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145106 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

ole boy girls over sea fightin isis while he servin drinks with hands after beatin his meat to non hetero sexual films.

funniest thing thats been on here in 2016
Posted by Hog on the Hill
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:20 pm to
Best poster since PWJ was banned
Posted by BalladofBradSowell
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Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:22 pm to
Someone name this man poet laureate of Mississippi.
Posted by Forgottenrebel
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Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
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Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
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Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:28 pm to
Just reading who the OP was and seeing the length of the post made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you for delivering the expected and more.

Posted by randomways
North Carolina
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12988 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:29 pm to
quote:


Also you can tell a story better than William Faulkner


Meh. All Willie had to do was write from the point of view of a kid with an IQ of 30. He never mucked around in the brain of a drunk SEC football fan. Even he had his limits.
Posted by DarrionFrmArk
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