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The evolution of Bert

Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:41 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
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Like, is someone going to plan an intervention here? This is scary. His skin doesn't have much further to stretch. I love Brett, I don't want him to be forced to coach from a wheelchair or a sideline hospital bed.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:42 am to
This isn't even his final form
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40857 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
That last pic.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22456 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
No kidding.

Given the stress of his job, that much extra weight is really detrimental to his health.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8202 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
In all seriousness he does need to lose the weight. Too many health problems in his future. And yes I realize it is not as easy as people make it out to be.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:45 am to
He's "chasing" Mangino and Weiss. I hope he "catches" them.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30177 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:47 am to
Damn what does that man eat
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19456 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:47 am to
Are those diabetic shoes in the last picture?
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40288 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:49 am to
he bragged about eating like 12 strips of bacon and 8 eggs on Twitter. The man has a problem. Sad honestly.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53945 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:53 am to
In that last pic he looks like our mascot.
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25333 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:55 am to
A former college Dlineman gets bigger with age...say it ain't so
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:55 am to
Ig'ban Waasin Tu'iik Malzahn. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:58 am to
he does need to lose weight. i like him a little fluffy but he's past fluffy now. that said, why can't the man wear a damn windsuit that's not 2 xls too big? i mean that only adds to the kool aid man appearance.
Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2175 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:06 am to
He's gotta be 425 lbs in that last picture. hahahaha it's funny cause I said 4...2...5... Get it
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 10:09 am
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12719 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:10 am to


Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:45 am to
Am I the only one who thought he looked slimmer at one point during the season?
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:58 pm to
He will be coaching in a Rascal by 2018.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:07 pm to
There's also this

quote:

2013 Arkansas 3–9 0–8 7th (Western)
2014 Arkansas 7–6 2–6 7th (Western) W Texas
2015 Arkansas 8–5 5–3 T–3rd (Western) W Liberty



Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:28 pm to
His final form:



















Posted by Shakita Bonita
5-0
Member since Dec 2015
1538 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:34 pm to
lol that last pic. OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH
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