LSU is the most insecure fanbase on the Rant.

I have to hand it to you guys. I was pretty confident that the Aggies were far and away the most insecure fans on the planet. Constantly pumping their own tires, lashing out at anyone and everything that didn't proclaim Johnny Football/ Kenny Trill/ Kyle Allen the best QBs in the conference.

But now, it's on you LSU. Everything has to be about LSU. Factually incorrect statements are flying from your fingertips. Let's review some common statements and the retorts by LSU fans.

"Derrick Henry is a pretty good RB."

YEAH NOT AS GOOD AS LF7, BUGANATION RUNNIN ON DAT arse. HENRY CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. HE'S GOING TO RUN INTO LF7 ON THE SIDELINES AND GET TRUCKED.

"Alabama probably has the edge on defense, their front 7 is very solid and their secondary is breaking up more passes than anyone in the country"

YOU SEEN LF7, HE'S GONNA WRECK EVERYTHING. ALL OF BAMA'S FRONT 7 CAN'T MATCH HIS SPEED. IF YOU LINED UP ALL 11 ALABAMA DEFENDERS IN A ROW, LF7 WOULD JUKE EVERY ONE OF THEM. THEN CARRY ALL OF THEM INTO THE ENDZONE.

OH ALSO LSU'S DEFENSE IS BETTER. BECAUSE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH.


"Alabama has played the toughest schedule in CFB to begin the year. Their road wins against Georgia and aTm, the opening win against Wisconsin, and their wins against Arky and Tennessee are better than Syracuse, SCar, Auburn, and the rest. They're a pretty evenly matched team in terms of strength of record, and most agree with that"

LSU HAS PLAYED EVERYONE THAT IS HARD IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL. HAVE YOU SEEN WKU? THEY BEAT VANDY BY 2! THEY'RE LEGIT. SYRACUSE? THEY'RE frickING SOLID BRO. EMU? MORE LIKE EASTERN MASSIVEDICKS UNIVERSITY. THEY ARE AMAZING. SOUTH CAROLINA? THEY'RE TOTALLY NOT A DUMPSTER FIRE. AUBURN? YEAH THEY ARE GOING TO BEAT BAMA.

PLUS ARKY SUCKS. THEY HAD TO GO TO OT TO BEAT AUBURN. TENNESSEE SUCKS. ATM SUCKS. GEORGIA SUCKS. WISCONSIN SUCKS. NOTHING IS GOOD ABOUT ALABAMA SCHEDULE BECAUSE IT HAS THE WORD ALABAMA IN IT. IF LSU PLAYED THAT SCHEDULE IT WOULD BE GOOD THOUGH. JUSSAYIN.


But despite all that, you've somehow made everything that is happening about the sporting world into something about Alabama. There's a thread on here comparing Mark Ingram (who won the Heisman 6 years ago) to LF7. Because, BUGANATION THAT'S WHY.

We get it, LF7 is great, he's probably going to win the Heisman, and deservedly so. But is this really how insecure you guys are? You're bringing up 6 year old Heismans and comparing it to your current running backs?

Threads made recently on Landon Collins being "terrible" in pass coverage. That's cool though. He still kicked your arse for his entire college career here.

Remember LSU fans, it's two weeks away. We have time to shite talk, maybe talk about matchups if we're lucky and decide to be objective for once. There's no need to bleed your insecurities so fast so quickly.