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TBird, I need the wisdom of our resident blaxpert

Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:39 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:39 pm
Explain this to my honkey arse

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61957 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:42 pm to
I don't get the hair but I sure as heck wouldn't say that to him
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:44 pm to
Helmet hair
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:45 pm to
He would absolutely break off one of my limbs and frick me with it.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:02 pm to
Thanks, Roger. I am now officially NOT the only guy to start a "what do the black folk think" thread.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:11 pm to
Trendsetta
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45154 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:29 pm to
Now I'm no expert, but I believe they're called topknots.
Symbolism & meaning = warrior (think Samurai hair)
Very hipster
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:36 am to
TBird be honest do you cringe a little inside when you see threads like this
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28436 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:21 am to
quote:

He would absolutely break off one of my limbs and frick me with it.


A) You're an Aggie, so this probably turns you on.

B) He's 6'0, 190 pounds. What on earth about this makes you think he'll break you in half?
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:33 am to
Reminds me of Marlon Waynes from Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13892 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:44 am to
quote:

TBird be honest do you cringe a little inside when you see threads like this


Been wondering this myself. Thought that might be the reason he hasn't responded.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:50 am to
I'm about 160, and he's an elite athlete with about 8% body fat.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134134 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:09 am to
quote:

TBird be honest do you cringe a little inside when you see threads like this


Been wondering this myself. Thought that might be the reason he hasn't responded.


Nah I'm just busy at work most of the time

I don't mind the threads...but Masterag and knight_ryder are probably better "blaxperts" ( ) than I

Also, I had no clue what to even call those until EKG's post the young brothas are doing the darn darndest things these days and I have no words to explain it sometimes :lol:
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:21 pm to
I think he's just having fun and expressing himself with a goofy hair look. Not sure it requires a blaxpert opinion as it probably has nothing to do with his race.
Posted by CrimsonCowboy
Member since Sep 2014
516 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:40 pm to
exactly. young people the world over are usually up to some whack shite.

you know how some of us (me) might look at black youth with their funny clothes and music? well, when i was growing up in the 80s i thought headbangers with greasy arse long hair, earings and bad taste in music were silly.

later on, i wore flanel and grew my hair out and thought nirvana and alice in chains were the shite (i still do kinda)(courtney shot cobain, he didnt kill himself, etc, etc).

go figure.
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 10:42 pm
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22826 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 1:04 am to
quote:

Now I'm no expert, but I believe they're called topknots. Symbolism & meaning = warrior (think Samurai hair) Very hipster


Unfortunately, my neighborhood has been inundated with hipsters so I know what a top knot looks like and that's not it. Just a kid with a goofy haircut.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:32 am to
quote:

thought nirvana and alice in chains were the shite


Uhhh... dude... tought as in past-tense? Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden & Pearl Jam ARE the shite even if they don't exist anymore! I toy a lot with the idea of getting a job in Seattle, and I'd be lying if it wasn't in part because I still worship those bands and want to live near where they were spawned.

And yes, Courtney killed Kurt. Listen to Hole's "Live Through This" album, which came out right after Kurt died and tell me that's not Kurt's music... there's a reason that was Hole's only critically acclaimed album and also their most successful by far. People in the music biz nearly universally agree that Kurt wrote that for her.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 8:36 am
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62985 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Reminds me of Marlon Waynes from Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.


Spot on, I thought the exact same thing
Posted by CrimsonCowboy
Member since Sep 2014
516 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I'm about 160, and he's an elite athlete with about 8% body fat.


johnny morton was a 6'3" 220 lb all american and nfl wr who ran in the 4.3s.

very quick, powerful individual. he thought he might try fighting, so he trained for several months or more in la before his first fight.

he came out swinging in the first round, his hands where fast, but he looked like someone who had no idea how to throw a punch.

his opponent was some guy from the ivory coast who had a middling record and wasnt anything special(but was a legit fighter), and he knocked johnny mortons arse out in the first round.

LINK

he looks like a girl throwing punches. so dont give bodyfat and athleticism (broad term) more credit than they deserve when it comes to being a badass.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 8:43 am
Posted by CrimsonCowboy
Member since Sep 2014
516 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:54 am to
i still use aneurysm as my alarm when i wake up. sirusxm ch.22
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 8:57 am
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