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How do Alabama fans recover from the depression of a loss?

Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm
Apparently we take solace in pornography. A report says that in the immediate aftermath of our loss to Ohio State on January 1, traffic to porn sites within the state exceeded the average by 90%.

LINK

Posted by buckRogers
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2014
1836 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm to
Destructive gardening
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37667 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm to
Y'all have computers?






















Lol jk
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55549 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

How do Alabama fans recover from the depression of a loss?


This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 4:12 pm
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:12 pm to
Well yeah, because their usual spank bank had just gotten eliminated. Have to get off somehow.
Posted by nebraskafaninwi
Member since Mar 2013
2655 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:15 pm to
Well, it is better to do that than taking out the gun...you all know what happened after the Kick 6.
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:17 pm to
Why do you need porn? You have unlimited supply of women.

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105551 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:20 pm to
Cuddle with their moms and/or sisters.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:22 pm to
I have found that its easier to get over a loss that we were just overmatched like 08 Utah than the nailbiters.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15477 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:26 pm to
I went home and went to bed. OP you just made me realize something. I watched that game at my in laws house. It was the last game I will ever watch there since they bought a new house. That damn house was cursed I swear. I think I only watched three or four Bama games there in the last 12 years because the first game I watched there was the Tenn Bama game in 2003.
Posted by AUatWashandLee
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2014
664 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:34 pm to
Good gosh there's actually a link in that article that takes you to somewhere on pornhub . com. Why in the world would they include that in the article?
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12817 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Apparently we take solace in pornography


Don't we all?
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19608 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:41 pm to
This is bad?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24633 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:42 pm to
Maybe auburn fans start spanking it after a bama loss. We've got to weigh all possibilities
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30319 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Apparently we take solace in pornography
With roughly a dozen losses in 7 (SEVEN) seasons, the Bama folks aren't the culprits flooding the porn sites seeking solace after a loss.
Posted by MenloDawg
Member since Jan 2010
6719 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 5:16 pm to
After seeing the thread title I was going to give domestic violence as my answer. I guess a family member still receives a beating, so I'm not wrong.
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 5:21 pm to
I'm sure most Bama fans jerk it to 21-0 or the Iron Bowl.


























I know I do.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
23042 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 6:23 pm to
Well I'm damn sure not going to jail for teabagging over a loss.

But I'm betting it wasn't Alabama fans, it was the rest of the country finishing off from Alabama losing.
This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 6:24 pm
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5166 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 6:28 pm to
They find comfort in something southern


and liquid
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