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The playboy mansion apparently is a living hell
Posted on 6/22/15 at 9:57 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 9:57 am
if you're one of the bunnies.
(thought talking about hot chicks entrapped would be more interesting than another SC/confederate flag/
I meant to post this last week after hearing about it on the radio, but it kept crashing when i posted the link on mobile and i just saw it on the OTL and thought i would bring it over.
Apparently, Cosmo has compiled what a lot of former bunnies say about living in the mansion and Holly Madison released a book and it's not a pretty picture.
Cosmo Article
Holly's rendition
Sounds like it was awesome... for Hef.
(thought talking about hot chicks entrapped would be more interesting than another SC/confederate flag/
I meant to post this last week after hearing about it on the radio, but it kept crashing when i posted the link on mobile and i just saw it on the OTL and thought i would bring it over.
Apparently, Cosmo has compiled what a lot of former bunnies say about living in the mansion and Holly Madison released a book and it's not a pretty picture.
Cosmo Article
Holly's rendition
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That first night was devastating. Madison was told by an alpha Playmate named Vicky to stick close to Hef. So, back in the VIP room, behind velvet ropes and security guards, this gaggle of 20-something girls drank and danced and fawned all over an old man who was hard of hearing and had no rhythm.
“‘Oh my God,’ I thought, genuinely mortified for him,” she writes. “Had no one told him how silly he looked? I felt a bit sorry for him dancing around like the punch line to a bad joke. Back then, he seemed like such a sweet man to me, and this felt unnecessarily cruel.”
Then Hef approached her, bent over and opening one hand to reveal a bunch of pills nestled in an old tissue.
“Would you like a Quaalude?” he asked.
Madison was mortified. “No thanks,” she said. “I don’t do drugs.”
“Okay, that’s good,” Hef said. “Usually I don’t approve of drugs, but you know, in the ’70s they used to call these pills ‘thigh openers.’ ”
Looking back, she writes, that was the moment she should have left, never to return: “It doesn’t get much creepier than that.”
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The girls played power games with each other but ultimately were pawns in Hefner’s larger game: He thrived on keeping them all at war, because it allowed him ultimate control. Aside from one other Playmate, Madison felt completely alone. She was isolated from her family and friends, many of whom thought her life in the mansion was gross and a mistake.
“There were days I woke up,” she writes, “and just felt like falling to the floor because I felt so depressed.” She begged Hef to let her see a psychiatrist.
“He said, ‘No, I’m not going to let you see a psychiatrist, because they’re just going to tell you to leave — go talk to my secretary about it,’ ” Madison says. “So I just started planning how I was going to see someone on my own. He’s basically admitting that he knows the situation is messed up.”
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Every single bathroom, as well as the pool bar and tennis courts, was outfitted with a tray of Vaseline, Johnson’s Baby Oil and Kleenex. Hef gave all of the girlfriends bunny necklaces, which Madison later learned were made not of diamonds but cubic zirconia.
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very Friday morning we had to go to Hef's room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet — and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases. We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn't happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends — or your lack of sexual participation in the 'parties' he held in his bedroom. If we'd been out of town for any reason and missed one of the official 'going out' nights [when Hefner liked to parade his girls at nightclubs] he wouldn't want to give us the allowance. He used it as a weapon."
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When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care."
13. "Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, '**** her daddy, **** her daddy!'"
14. "At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out. It's not like I enjoyed having sex with him.
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Maybe it was the pot and the alcohol, but drowning myself seemed like the logical way to escape the ridiculous life I was leading."
Sounds like it was awesome... for Hef.
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 9:59 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:06 am to 3nOut
1. Sign up to be pimped out as a Playboy Bunny.
2. Learn that living in a virtual whorehouse is bad.
3. Complain about it in the media.
This tramp's 15 minutes of fame are long over, and she's trying to recapture it by complaining about having chosen to be a whore.
I have no empathy for these young women. None. At all. Whatsoever.
2. Learn that living in a virtual whorehouse is bad.
3. Complain about it in the media.
This tramp's 15 minutes of fame are long over, and she's trying to recapture it by complaining about having chosen to be a whore.
I have no empathy for these young women. None. At all. Whatsoever.
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 11:00 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:08 am to 3nOut
He used not giving them a thousand dollars as a weapon? Hahahahahahahahahaha! The world hates us.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:23 am to 3nOut
I mean come on what did she think moving into a no holds barred hedonistic environment with an old pervert was going to be like. I feel for her but she brought it on herself.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:29 am to Agforlife
Alex, I will take dusty dicks for a thousand.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:30 am to 3nOut
This sounds about how I always imagined it was in there.
What a cesspool.
What a cesspool.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:31 am to 3nOut
"Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection
As opposed to all those Playmates' natural cleavage...
As opposed to all those Playmates' natural cleavage...
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:33 am to cokebottleag
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What a cesspool.
yeah. i mean as a teenager and college kid you think "oh awesome.... Hef's living the life." but when played out, it kinda sucks.
and no effs were given whatsoever to girls who got into it thinking it would be glamorous and they would't have to suck a dusty pickle and are now mad about it.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:36 am to 3nOut
So they expected to make big money, but never have to do anything?
Huge failure by parents.
Huge failure by parents.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:37 am to auggie
Sounds like girls with grandfather issues.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:38 am to 3nOut
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and no effs were given whatsoever to girls who got into it thinking it would be glamorous and they would't have to suck a dusty pickle and are now mad about it.
Both men and women are equally shallow (generally): Men want a hot chick, women want a rich dude. There are additions and caveats to this, but that's what we are biologically driven to search for.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:39 am to 3nOut
Sorry .... for some reason I have zero empathy for any of them. Especially the bimbos who like to call themselves "Playmates."
Wonder what they thought "Playmate" meant when they signed-up for duty?
Wonder if they claimed the grand a week, in crisp $100 bills, on their taxes?
Wonder what they thought "Playmate" meant when they signed-up for duty?
Wonder if they claimed the grand a week, in crisp $100 bills, on their taxes?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:40 am to 3nOut
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The playboy mansion apparently is a living hell
Pretty sure that's the case with most brothels.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:51 am to 3nOut
She is writing this to get money. Sounds like Hef had a sweet deal going on.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:53 am to TeLeFaWx
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Sounds like Hef had a sweet deal going on.
Sex with young chicks and no competition. All probably expensed on his taxes and paid for by somebody else (advertisers and subscribers).
Dude is brilliant if nothing else.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:16 am to scrooster
Be funny if the irs went back and audited all the playmates tax filings that lived there for years to see if 54k per year was reported on each schedule C.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:25 am to Cheese Grits
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Dude is brilliant if nothing else.
Hey, I can see value in being an old dude with a viagra boner telling 6-7 different hotties to take a ride. However, doing that more than once a week at 70+ years old might get tiresome.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:37 am to Pavoloco83
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However, doing that more than once a week at 70+ years old might get tiresome.
said no straight man ever.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:40 am to Pavoloco83
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However, doing that more than once a week at 70+ years old might get tiresome.
Not in the least, and being part italian means no Viagra, which makes my scottish part happy as well.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:11 pm to 3nOut
They honestly expected something different?
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