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George (Dubya) Bush Quotes
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:26 pm
So there is that political thread and with Jeb probably being the republican candidate, it reminded me of his brother George. I hope you find these funny.
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
To those who don't know, misunderestimated is not a word.
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." hahahahahahaha
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
There is some truth in that...
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
People can reincarnate?
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
Didn't know that thanks man
And my personal favorite
“Amigo! Amigo!" (Calling out to the ITALIAN Prime minister....)”
Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
To those who don't know, misunderestimated is not a word.
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." hahahahahahaha
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
There is some truth in that...
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
People can reincarnate?
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
Didn't know that thanks man
And my personal favorite
“Amigo! Amigo!" (Calling out to the ITALIAN Prime minister....)”
Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:28 pm to Draids
too bad he never got to visit all 57 States as Pres.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:40 pm to Draids
It's not his fault, he had some dumbass typing into the teleprompter was probably a liberal plant designed to make him look stupid and G W being a good all around guy he let him keep his job so I didn't have to support his liberal arse
was probably a liberal plant designed to make him look stupid and G W being a good all around guy he let him keep his job so I didn't have to support his liberal arse
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:40 pm to Draids
Amico (phonetically the same as amigo) is "friend" in Italian, moron.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:42 pm to Draids
quote:
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
What is dumb about this quote?
It's true. I watched a demostration at a security convention recently. I'm sure the government had it during Bush's term before I saw it at ASIS in ATL last year.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:48 pm to Draids
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Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
Yours is the desperate act of a pathetic liberal alter who still has to dredge up the worst of President Bush in order to boost your own declining morale knowing that Obama is one of the worst Presidents in U.S. history. President Bush no doubt made mistakes during his Presidency but he has more character and integrity than Obama will ever hope to have in his wildest fantasy.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 5:14 pm to Draids
"You didn't build that"
"There's not a smidgen of corruption in the IRS"
"If you like your health care plan, you can can keep your health care plan " (said this on at least 30 separate occasions)
All of these are 1000x more offensive than anything George Bush ever said.
"There's not a smidgen of corruption in the IRS"
"If you like your health care plan, you can can keep your health care plan " (said this on at least 30 separate occasions)
All of these are 1000x more offensive than anything George Bush ever said.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 5:42 pm to Draids
Still his fault after 6+ years?
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:23 pm to Draids
My favorite Dubya moment wasn't a malaprop.
Wrong door dude.
Wrong door dude.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:54 pm to Draids
Should we start bringing up carter quotes?
Posted on 4/12/15 at 7:22 pm to Draids
He's the dumbest Bastard to ever be president
Posted on 4/12/15 at 7:31 pm to Draids
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice..well you can't fool me again
Posted on 4/12/15 at 8:47 pm to Draids
Truly the greatest muppet of all time. The level of stupidity he possessed was a glorious sight to behold. 
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:08 pm to Draids
Every person for whom public speaking is a big part of their job/life has a list of funny quotes. It comes with the territory.
We all misspeak and say stupid shite we don't mean to say, it's just that few of us are ever on camera enough to catch them.
We all misspeak and say stupid shite we don't mean to say, it's just that few of us are ever on camera enough to catch them.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:05 pm to Draids
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George (Dubya) Bush Quotes
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:14 am to Draids
I love how everyone just turns it into the issue of Obama, rather than denying that Bush was in fact mentally challenged
Posted on 4/13/15 at 11:00 am to Draids
Classic G-Dubs
Posted on 4/14/15 at 10:08 am to Draids
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Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
A strong Christian who loves America. And as stupid as some of his quotes were, he makes Obama look like he rides the short bus with a smiley face on it to the White House every day
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