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Best Aggie joke?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 2/5/15 at 6:57 pm
How many to change a light bulb?
3: 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder.
3: 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 6:58 pm to johnpayne
Losing to both Jordan Jefferson and Anthony Jennings in The Great State of Texas.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:01 pm to johnpayne
How do you fit three aggies on a barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Turn it upside down.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:02 pm to johnpayne
Why did the aggie cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
This post was edited on 2/5/15 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:05 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Gonna be a long off season.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:06 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Because frick LSU! ©
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:10 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
BTHO LSU* Have more class..you're an Aggy.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:11 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
quote:
Because frick LSU! ©
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:13 pm to johnpayne
What do you call an Aggie ten years after he graduates?
Boss or Sir.
Boss or Sir.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:15 pm to agswin
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What do you call an Aggie ten years after he graduates?
Still gay?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:16 pm to agswin
That's the oldest and truest one
What do you call an Aggie ten years after he graduates?
Boss or Sir.
What do you call an Aggie ten years after he graduates?
Boss or Sir.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:17 pm to johnpayne
Their football team? :rimshot:
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:17 pm to johnpayne
An Aggie and a Longhorn jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?
The Longhorn, the Aggie had to stop and ask for directions.
The Longhorn, the Aggie had to stop and ask for directions.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:25 pm to NFLSU
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Losing to Jordan Jefferson
Correct answer
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:29 pm to johnpayne
Two Aggie boys standing on the corner watching a dog lick it's balls, one Aggie boy says to the other "Damn I sure wish I could do that!" and the other Aggie boy says "Well I reckon you'd better pet him first"
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:31 pm to Projectpat
How many aggies does it take to fill a jizz jar?
Three. One to fill the jar, one to hold the jar, and the third to watch to make sure that nothing gay is going on.
Three. One to fill the jar, one to hold the jar, and the third to watch to make sure that nothing gay is going on.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:33 pm to johnpayne
Two Aggies bunk together at school and on a Sunday morning one decides he’s going to attend church. He leaves and is gone several hours. When he comes back he’s got 2 black eyes.
His roommate says to him, “Wow, what happened to you! I thought you were going to church.”
The other Aggie said, “I did go to church”.
His roommate looked confused. “But how did you get those 2 black eyes?”
“Well, it’s simple really. The church I decided to go to didn’t have air conditioning. So when the service got going, it was really hot in there and all of us were sweating up a storm. Then when we got up to sing the first hymn, I noticed the kinda big woman in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt so I reached over and yanked it out!”
“Ohhhh,” said the Aggie roommate, “that explains one black eye, how’d you get the other one?”
“Well”, the beatup Aggie said, “After she hit me so hard I figured she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in!”
His roommate says to him, “Wow, what happened to you! I thought you were going to church.”
The other Aggie said, “I did go to church”.
His roommate looked confused. “But how did you get those 2 black eyes?”
“Well, it’s simple really. The church I decided to go to didn’t have air conditioning. So when the service got going, it was really hot in there and all of us were sweating up a storm. Then when we got up to sing the first hymn, I noticed the kinda big woman in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt so I reached over and yanked it out!”
“Ohhhh,” said the Aggie roommate, “that explains one black eye, how’d you get the other one?”
“Well”, the beatup Aggie said, “After she hit me so hard I figured she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in!”
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