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re: Best Aggie joke?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:36 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:36 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
How did one LSU student know that his roomate was gay?
His dick tasted like shite.
Not really a joke... true story.
His dick tasted like shite.
Not really a joke... true story.
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:40 pm to johnpayne
Two Aggies walked into a bar. A gay bar.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:40 pm to agswin
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What do you call an Aggie ten years after he graduates?
She
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:43 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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How do you fit three aggies on a barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:44 pm to Tridentds
What does Aggie and Wal-Mart have in common? Both have little boy's pants half off.
Too far? Naahhhhhh
Too far? Naahhhhhh
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:50 pm to johnpayne
Really? You could at least come up with a joke revolving around time-honored Aggie traditions like yell leaders and playing the Longhorns in the annual Steers vs Queers game. Instead you went with a generic joke that works for pretty much any group you want to make fun of. I am not amused.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:50 pm to Drizzt
Damn dude, we ain't Penn St.!
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:51 pm to Drizzt
An Aggie is driving down the road and sees his roommate in the middle of a freshly plowed field in a boat. The roommate has a pole in one had and a paddle in the other.
He stops the car, gets out, and yells, "Are the fish biting"?
He stops the car, gets out, and yells, "Are the fish biting"?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:53 pm to kennymorgan
A Longhorn, An Aggie and a Sooner are swimming across the river
The Longhorn gets 1/4 of the way across before getting too tired and turns around and swims back
The Sooner gets 1/3 of the way across before getting too tired and turns around and swims back
The Aggie gets 1/2 of the way across before getting too tired and turns around and swims back
The Longhorn gets 1/4 of the way across before getting too tired and turns around and swims back
The Sooner gets 1/3 of the way across before getting too tired and turns around and swims back
The Aggie gets 1/2 of the way across before getting too tired and turns around and swims back
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:54 pm to kennymorgan
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An Aggie is driving down the road and sees his roommate in the middle of a freshly plowed field in a boat. The roommate has a pole in one had and a paddle in the other.
He stops the car, gets out, and yells, "Are the fish biting"?
I dunno. You had so many possible jokes involve Aggies holding a pole in one hand and a paddle in the other and that's what you went with? Hmmm....
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:55 pm to johnpayne
How do you confuse an Aggie?
Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
5 Aggies riding in a pickup truck drove off a bridge, the 2 in the cab survived and the 3 in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open.
Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
5 Aggies riding in a pickup truck drove off a bridge, the 2 in the cab survived and the 3 in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:56 pm to Tridentds
How do you get an Aggie off your doorstep? Pay for your pizza
I don't always say hello to Aggie grads, but when I do, its after they have greeted me at Wal Mart
How do you know when an Aggie had just taken it up the arse? When he farts in the hot tub semen rises to the surface
I don't always say hello to Aggie grads, but when I do, its after they have greeted me at Wal Mart
How do you know when an Aggie had just taken it up the arse? When he farts in the hot tub semen rises to the surface
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:56 pm to johnpayne
How much does it cost for an Aggie haircut?
$4.00. One dollar for each side.
$4.00. One dollar for each side.
This post was edited on 2/5/15 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 2/5/15 at 7:58 pm to goldennugget
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goldennugget
Damn son with all your hate for us I figured you'd have better than that. Weak boy weak
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:01 pm to randomways
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I dunno. You had so many possible jokes involve Aggies holding a pole in one hand and a paddle in the other and that's what you went with? Hmmm....
Went with the only one I know clean enough for the board. But was really a set up.
This post was edited on 2/5/15 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:01 pm to johnpayne
what do aggies and longhorns have in common?
they both applied to UTA
they both applied to UTA
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:02 pm to BIGFOOD
Best one in the thread so far
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:03 pm to johnpayne
How many male LSU fans do I want to engage in coitus anus after a long night of reflecto-penis tuckus and fat bitchorcus filetus?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:04 pm to KaiserSoze99
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How many male LSU fans do I want to engage in coitus anus after a long night of reflecto-penis tuckus and fat bitchorcus filetus?
trying too hard
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:04 pm to johnpayne
Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus.
He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
This post was edited on 2/5/15 at 8:06 pm
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