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Things statistically more likely to happen to you than contracting Ebola
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:17 pm
Being struck by lightening twice in the same year
Having two separate sets of natural triplets
Surviving a shark attack and then being killed by a different one
Having your car and home robbed on the same day in separate locations
Getting colon, lung and brain cancer at the same time.
So stop worrying about it
Having two separate sets of natural triplets
Surviving a shark attack and then being killed by a different one
Having your car and home robbed on the same day in separate locations
Getting colon, lung and brain cancer at the same time.
So stop worrying about it
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
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So stop worrying about it
But Obama is bringing it in across the Mexican border.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
They have you right where they want you...
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:36 pm to Roger Klarvin
Go put on a green shirt then...Dare ya.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:54 pm to Roger Klarvin
Maybe we should stop letting people from affected countries in, and then it becomes preventable in this country.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
quote:What about being struck by heavying?
Being struck by lightening twice in the same year
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:07 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Being struck by lightening twice in the same year
Having two separate sets of natural triplets
Surviving a shark attack and then being killed by a different one
Having your car and home robbed on the same day in separate locations
Getting colon, lung and brain cancer at the same time.
So stop worrying about it
Yeah, this is all very true, but that doesn't mean the ratio can change and very quickly. I would still be cautious.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:17 pm to Roger Klarvin
But didn't you hear? The CDC is a for-profit corporation and they're selling the vaccine... /s
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:39 pm to Roger Klarvin
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So stop worrying about it
Who's actually worried about it? Idiots panic about everything they see on the news.
I have actually been attacked by a shark, tho.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:54 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Roger Klarvin
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Being struck by lightening twice in the same year
Having two separate sets of natural triplets
Surviving a shark attack and then being killed by a different one
Having your car and home robbed on the same day in separate locations
Getting colon, lung and brain cancer at the same time.
So stop worrying about it
I bet that nurse in Dallas is like
IM ONE LUCKY BITCH
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:45 pm to Roger Klarvin
Mississippi State and Ole Miss both being ranked in the top 5 at the same time.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
Someone else contracting ebola.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 4:20 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Things statistically more likely to happen to you than contracting Ebola
Being struck by lightening twice in the same year
Having two separate sets of natural triplets
Surviving a shark attack and then being killed by a different one
Having your car and home robbed on the same day in separate locations
Getting colon, lung and brain cancer at the same time.
So stop worrying about it
Uh... So you're telling me there's a chance?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 4:49 pm to Roger Klarvin
Bookmarked for when the shite gets airborne...and nobody is alive to upvote my bump.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 3:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Things more likely to happen than you contracting Ebola
Forgot some others:
Cowboys winning another SB
Brett Favre ACTUALLY retiring FOR GOOD
JaMarcus Russell getting signed by a NFL team
Tony Romo playing without choking
Jameis Winston staying clear for the rest of the season
And BAMA BEATING LSU!!! GEAUX TIGERS!
This post was edited on 10/15/14 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 10/15/14 at 3:06 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'm sure people were saying this before the black plague outbreak too.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 7:17 pm to Roger Klarvin
The odds are now 1 out of 80 if you are nurse in a certain Dallas hospital....
Isn't that better than getting hit by lightning??
Isn't that better than getting hit by lightning??
Posted on 10/15/14 at 11:38 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Having your car and home robbed on the same day in separate locations
This happened to me. Can't say for sure it was
the SAME day, but during a 48 hour period.. Yeah
So, I still have a better chance of catching Ebola than winning the lottery? That figures..
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