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On this day after the AU-KSU game let's remember a great moment in troll history
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:44 pm
Because if we don't preserve our past, who will? From the last time an SEC team played the Wildcats:
THE RUSTLE HEARD ROUND THE WORLD
The year was 2011, it was December and tFlagship, #5 in the country, was at full sail and steaming into a January 6th bowl game against the Kansas State Wildcats...and that's where the fun began.
The master trolls at goEMAW.com (every man a wildcat) started it all:
it was quiet at first
and probably would've gone unnoticed had the hog fans not barged in:
and the feeding frenzy began
and the hogs kept fueling the fire
The fine folks at hogville took offense
...and it spiraled out of control for 196 pages and 330112 views.
We noticed it here LINK, and many a rantard was fooled:
But most of us got it:
Latarian: "that board trolled the frick out of the state of Arkansas today, 10 pm newscasts are even reporting what they did. troll job of the year"
Scruffy: "Ho. Lee. shite. That is some funny stuff."
Wishnitwas1998: "that stuff is HI-larious"
..and it just kept spinning and spinning and spinning.
Reddit: LINK
Colorado Board: LINK
Alabama board: LINK
Texas board: LINK
...and those are just from a simple google search.
It made the TV News in Arkansas and was even addressed by Arkansas Times editor Max Brantley.
After all of that you'd think the CFB world would've learned about those folks but no, they made the exact same thread against WVU less than a year later...and it spun for 113 pages.
So if you've ever wondered why Arkansas fans are the way they are, especially here on the Rant, look no further than this moment in history.
Relive the fun by reading it all for yourself.
THE RUSTLE HEARD ROUND THE WORLD
The year was 2011, it was December and tFlagship, #5 in the country, was at full sail and steaming into a January 6th bowl game against the Kansas State Wildcats...and that's where the fun began.
The master trolls at goEMAW.com (every man a wildcat) started it all:
it was quiet at first
quote:
Arkansas? WTF? I thought we were playing Alabama.
We are playing the one with more Walmarts.
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it's a bowl game. we didn't schedule it and don't have a choice in the matter. i think most people know that and aren't going to hold it against us or whatever.
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Classic lose-lose for us. If you fight the retard, you're a dick. If you decline, well you're a pussy who's afraid to fight a poor arse, inbred, methhead retard who lives near a giant walmart.
and probably would've gone unnoticed had the hog fans not barged in:
and the feeding frenzy began
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Who taught it to read
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1st most racist
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Arkansas is so racist I'm surprised they don't call their track championships equestrian championships
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I think playing a school that's so outlandishly racist will certainly hurt our crystal clear image of a program. I mean, do black people even have rights there? Or jobs? Mizzou will fit in perfectly with those guys. Getting rid of them was definitely good for us.
and the hogs kept fueling the fire
The fine folks at hogville took offense
quote:
I read their boards and I was shocked. They need to educate themselves on Arkansas and the Razorbacks. I bet there is more money in NWA then in the entire state of Kansas. And the way they dog the SEC, idiots. LMBO at K State!!!
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I have honestly, after reading their garbage, never seen a more delusional (and uninformed) fan base.
...and it spiraled out of control for 196 pages and 330112 views.
We noticed it here LINK, and many a rantard was fooled:
But most of us got it:
Latarian: "that board trolled the frick out of the state of Arkansas today, 10 pm newscasts are even reporting what they did. troll job of the year"
Scruffy: "Ho. Lee. shite. That is some funny stuff."
Wishnitwas1998: "that stuff is HI-larious"
..and it just kept spinning and spinning and spinning.
Reddit: LINK
Colorado Board: LINK
Alabama board: LINK
Texas board: LINK
...and those are just from a simple google search.
It made the TV News in Arkansas and was even addressed by Arkansas Times editor Max Brantley.
After all of that you'd think the CFB world would've learned about those folks but no, they made the exact same thread against WVU less than a year later...and it spun for 113 pages.
So if you've ever wondered why Arkansas fans are the way they are, especially here on the Rant, look no further than this moment in history.
Relive the fun by reading it all for yourself.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:50 pm to KSGamecock
Final score:
Arkansas 29
KState 16
So you are trumpeting a moral victory... Via a message board?
I guess that's expected for a program with a 10-2 season ceiling. Steve is already thinking of tee time at Augusta!
Arkansas 29
KState 16
So you are trumpeting a moral victory... Via a message board?
I guess that's expected for a program with a 10-2 season ceiling. Steve is already thinking of tee time at Augusta!
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:51 pm to Arkansas3000
Still rustled, years later.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm to KSGamecock
Yep. I wish we would have lost the game but looked good on a KsU message board lol
Great kicker BTW!!!
Great kicker BTW!!!
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm to KSGamecock
dang u bringing out all the arkansas alters
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:53 pm to Arkansas3000
Holy shite are you retarded?
You got these written down on flash cards or something? Welcome to hell bitch
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I guess that's expected for a program with a 10-2 season ceiling. Steve is already thinking of tee time at Augusta!
You got these written down on flash cards or something? Welcome to hell bitch
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:54 pm to Arkansas3000
quote:
So you are trumpeting a moral victory... Via a message board?
and this little piggie is still mad about it
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:03 pm to KSGamecock
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Arkansas is so racist I'm surprised they don't call their track championships equestrian championships
Holy shite...I should probably feel bad for laughing so hard at that. Some funny frickers on that site.
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:08 pm to KSGamecock
I mentioned this in another thread
It was glorious
They actually trolled an entire state
It was glorious
They actually trolled an entire state
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:50 pm to KSGamecock
Emaw is incredible. I was reading it last night and they had had a couple auburn posters chasing their tails.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:57 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Emaw is incredible. I was reading it last night and they had had a couple auburn posters chasing their tails.
I read some stuff during the week on their site. They are good at what they do. They had some of our guys banging their heads against the wall. It was pretty comical.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:00 pm to Arkansas3000
It's been years, but you're still rustled up.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:02 pm to KSGamecock
I personally am honored to be quoted in the OP
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:10 pm to KSGamecock
That is some quality shite.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:16 pm to Foolish cock
I Wouldnt have really expected K State of all schools to have a bunch of really successful trolls.
Then again, the larger more athletically dominant programs are largely filled with humorless twats who blow a gasket any time you post anything negative about their team
Then again, the larger more athletically dominant programs are largely filled with humorless twats who blow a gasket any time you post anything negative about their team
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:25 pm to KSGamecock
The EMAW board is by far the funniest message board I have ever read. Those guys do it right.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:48 pm to KSGamecock
Missed this in 2011.
Thanks for posting.
Thanks for posting.
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:59 pm to BrerTiger
it was a joy to beat them in the Cotton Bowl. The reactions of their fans after the loss was priceless...
Worth every single troll moment on that board.
Worth every single troll moment on that board.
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