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Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Christian

Posted on 3/25/14 at 5:57 pm
Posted by sorantable
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 5:57 pm
Sometimes



Sometimes



But mostly that Jesus is



Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:00 pm to
Mostly annoyed.

I don't ever ask that.
Posted by cas4t
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71183 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:00 pm to
Good for them.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:02 pm to
This thread was necessary.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:06 pm to
I wonder why they felt the need to tell me that.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:10 pm to
I'm waiting for Catfan to show up and tell us she's an Atheist, in her usual county way.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

Good for them.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:13 pm to
Can't remember the last time someone told me they were a Christian. Been many a year.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:15 pm to
I have no idea. What a weird thread.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:17 pm to
It happened to me once outside of normal conversation where it may naturally come up. It went like this (not kidding):

Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:19 pm to
Invite them over for dinner and let them meet my pets

Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:20 pm to
most people tell me by their actions.
Posted by Rebelgator
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39545 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:22 pm to
Need a woodchipper by any chance?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56785 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.


+1 bonus point for Fargo reference.
Posted by MrTide33
Member since Nov 2012
4353 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

most people tell me by their actions.


Sometimes the opposite happens and then the person's like "Yeah, I'm a Christian."

You keep saying that word, I don't think it means what you think it means
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:25 pm to
Really the only time I can really remember someone telling me they were a Christian without me asking was at a bar in Destin. There was some band playing and I started dancing with this drunk cougar next to me. She was into it and I smacked her arse. She stopped dancing and gave me a mean look and told me she was a Christian lady and didn't appreciate that. That's when I noticed her wedding band.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:28 pm to
Depends on the situation at hand.
Posted by Crimson G
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
1353 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

That's when I noticed her wedding band.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
93555 posts
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

She stopped dancing and gave me a mean look and told me she was a Christian lady


That's when you should of replied "I knew you were angel sent from heaven, but tonight I thought I'd give you a little bit of hell"
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