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re: Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Christian
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:05 am to wadewilson
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:05 am to wadewilson
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Yeah, but that's because you're a narrow-minded miserable son of a bitch.
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:07 am to TreyAnastasio
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wont make fun of you for having imaginary friends.
We will make fun of your tiny penis and the stoner posters in your parent's basement.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:07 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Slug that smug motherfricker in the jaw next time you see him.
Him and his bible thumping wife moved to Huntsville. So I doubt I'll ever see him again.
It took three weeks of me texting/calling him and finally threatening to file a complaint against him with the PD to get my True Blood DVD's back. If you're that fricking religious, you don't need to watch softcore Vampire porn.
He ditched every single friend he had (even friends that are Christians and attend church) bc they "weren't religious enough" for him. Dude went off the fricking deep-end. I was the first friend he made when he moved to this country too. He threw away a 15 year friendship.
ETA:
Yes, I'm still fricking mad about this (two years later)
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 11:11 am
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:08 am to Vols&Shaft83
Thats not very christian of you
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:11 am to TreyAnastasio
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Thats not very christian of you
I'd be concerned if I was Christian
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:11 am to AUnite
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It took three weeks of me texting/calling him and finally threatening to file a complaint against him with the PD to get my True Blood DVD's back. If you're that fricking religious, you don't need to watch softcore Vampire porn.
So he's in the closet?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:11 am to TreyAnastasio
Trey, why are you alive? Like, what are you passionate about and why?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:13 am to sorantable
He's passionate about his excellent company healthcare plan.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:13 am to AUnite
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He threw away a 15 year friendship.
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Yes, I'm still fricking mad about this (two years later)
Don't blame you. Dude sounds like an absolute tool.
Any Christian who thinks they're too good/pure/holy to consort with ANYONE, nonbeliever or not, needs to be slapped upside the head. Repeatedly.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:14 am to Rebelgator
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So he's in the closet?
Nope. He's straight.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:15 am to AUnite
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He's "straight."
Fify
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:15 am to Vols&Shaft83
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I'd be concerned if I was Christian
Then why do you have your panties in a bunch
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:16 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Any Christian who thinks they're too good/pure/holy to consort with ANYONE, nonbeliever or not, needs to be slapped upside the head. Repeatedly.
It's arrogance.
Some of my best friends are people that have very different ideas than myself. What do I do? I find what I have in common with them, and share that.
I can't imagine going through life only interacting with people who see the world through my eyes.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:16 am to sorantable
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Trey, why are you alive? Like, what are you passionate about and why?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:16 am to TbirdSpur2010
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needs to be slapped upside the head. Repeatedly.
Agreed. You want the honor?
Before I met you via the wonderfullness of SECr, he was the whitest black guy I knew.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:16 am to sorantable
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Trey, why are you alive?
My parents fricked with out birth control
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Like, what are you passionate about and why?
Hunting large game, sailing the Mediterranean, hang gliding, and golf
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:18 am to TreyAnastasio
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Then why do you have your panties in a bunch
Well Trey, it's because you're a douche bag, I don't do well with douche bags.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:20 am to AUnite
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Agreed. You want the honor?
With pleasure
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Before I met you via the wonderfullness of SECr, he was the whitest black guy I knew.
WHY did he HAVE to be black?! frick everything
Would slap the shite out of till the cows came home.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:20 am to TreyAnastasio
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Hunting large game, sailing the Mediterranean, hang gliding, and golf
You may have played golf.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:21 am to wadewilson
My brother in law and his wife are tea totaling baptists. They think alcohol is the devil.
I make a point to get shitty drunk every time I'm around them.
I make a point to get shitty drunk every time I'm around them.
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