Do you shite bare-assed on a public toilet?

As a blanket statement, no. However, I have been known to just drop trau and go in a real knee buckling emergency, but usually the hover trick does well if the urgency calls for cutting out the arse gasket altogether.

No.

A heavy layer of TP goes down before my arse.

Not just no, but hell no. I'd lay a brown trout on the floor before I'd sit on the Throne of Death. I have squatted on a public throne before, though. Not sure I could do that anymore.

I will only shite at home or work. Anywhere else is a non starter.

Is a work toilet considered public? I go bare arse on it when I'm in a pinch. It's cleaned at 5am every morning so I don't feel quite as dirty.

Anywhere else though and it's a definite hell no. I don't even like pissing in public restrooms often times.

Yep. If the general cleanliness of the bathroom is poor, I'll lay some TP down, but that is rare. My body is on a clock and the Cosby kids are ready to go to the pool around the same time every day, so I'm rarely caught off guard.

I used to have really bad IBS so I got over my fear of public shitters really easily.

Not just no, but HELL no.

I do not even shite at work. I shite at home. It's weird but that's just me. I see some of the nasty mother frickers that come out of the shitter at work and refuse to put my arse down on the same toilet.

Wipe the fricker off and have a seat. It ain't like I'm eating off the thing. I grew up on construction sites where all there was were porta shitters so an actual public restroom is pretty tame.

I wipe the seat off with tp then go bare arse. But I always carry germ x and apply it to my arse and hamstrings after I wipe