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Nailed it. Nobody at LSU drank before 2008.
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 8:32 am to rtr2013
Stupid Bama fan posting this. Not a bit interesting. Downvote.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:08 am to rtr2013
I'm sure you thought you were being cute and all. But you need to know -with the most emphatic sincerity I can possibly muster- you fricking suck.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:13 am to rtr2013
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LSU: Drinks to deal with having to see Saban dominate at Bama. They also have to deal with the repeat and the decline. Their coach is also challenged and does unexplainable things.
Hate to break this to you- but we were drinking before anyone knew who Saban was- including his mom. 
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:13 am to rtr2013
Thought the Missouri ones was funny until the end.... Saying that we will never have football relevance is just ignorant. But youll be saying the same thing again when we go as far as we did last year soon 
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:18 am to rtr2013
It is A&M. We have an very serious tradition centered around dunking our ring!
When you get your ring, it is a big party. The main event is that we time how fast we can drink at pitcher of beer to get to our Aggie ring at the bottom. Family members come to see you get shitfaced, and mom holds the bag while you do the traditional puke. Everyone does it, even the girls.
Aggie ring dunking is often stock footage for those "bing drinking is a huge problem in college" videos. Girls will make custom pitchers to celebrate the occasion:
It makes the entire culture center around alcohol- our biggest tourist attraction is a bar, we do keg stands near the stadium as we wait for ticket pulls, we redunk our rings when friends dunk theirs, etc.
Aggies are borderline alcoholics. Hence the reason for our crazy traditions and experimentation with homosexuality.
Stay thirsty my friends!!!!
When you get your ring, it is a big party. The main event is that we time how fast we can drink at pitcher of beer to get to our Aggie ring at the bottom. Family members come to see you get shitfaced, and mom holds the bag while you do the traditional puke. Everyone does it, even the girls.
Aggie ring dunking is often stock footage for those "bing drinking is a huge problem in college" videos. Girls will make custom pitchers to celebrate the occasion:
It makes the entire culture center around alcohol- our biggest tourist attraction is a bar, we do keg stands near the stadium as we wait for ticket pulls, we redunk our rings when friends dunk theirs, etc.
Aggies are borderline alcoholics. Hence the reason for our crazy traditions and experimentation with homosexuality.
Stay thirsty my friends!!!!
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 9:20 am
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:40 am to rtr2013
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LSU: Drinks to deal with having to see Saban dominate at Bama. They also have to deal with the repeat and the decline. Their coach is also challenged and does unexplainable things.
Can't compare to the amount of liquor consumed when a native of Northport, Alabama was our coach.
Though he did make pigs fly once.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:27 am to rtr2013
Oh go frick yourself
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:32 am to rtr2013
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rtr2013
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2014
Another WoolyAl traveler. shite.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:56 am to rtr2013
i can't believe y'all gave this obvious alter troll 3 pages
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:58 am to rtr2013
It's Ole Miss or LSU. It would probably be Georgia if they didn't have a bunch of nerdy creeps to throw off their ratio, they have the best setup to succeed.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:59 am to rtr2013
I don't know the answer to this whatsoever, but I'll put forth my case for UGA:
Downtown is so huge and so close to everybody that everyone drinks more b/c of the convenience factor. At a school like USC and a lot of others, maybe you still drink on a tuesday night if you are in a fraternity and have a party or date night or something, but at UGA, a very good number of people with nothing to do(whether greek, gdi, athlete, etc.) get drunk during the weekday... cause you can just go DT.
Downtown is so huge and so close to everybody that everyone drinks more b/c of the convenience factor. At a school like USC and a lot of others, maybe you still drink on a tuesday night if you are in a fraternity and have a party or date night or something, but at UGA, a very good number of people with nothing to do(whether greek, gdi, athlete, etc.) get drunk during the weekday... cause you can just go DT.
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:21 pm to rtr2013
I'm going to get drunk right now just to transcend my school's reputation for drinking heavy.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:00 pm to rtr2013
I'd say LSU. Alcohol consumption is part of the culture in SE Louisiana. From old gray hairs to elementary age children. It's just part of life.
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