Sampson
| Favorite team: | USA  |
| Location: | Drusilla and Jefferson |
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| Number of Posts: | 25054 |
| Registered on: | 3/3/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Check in if you’re under 40 and you have at least 2 kids.
Posted by Sampson on 3/14/26 at 10:29 pm to Blue Jay Friend
Everyone knows you are most likely living paycheck to paycheck with some really weird sexual fetishes
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re: Check in if you’re under 40 and you have at least 2 kids.
Posted by Sampson on 3/14/26 at 10:22 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I cannot fathom attempting to enter public society knowing I’m 40+ and still never married/no children. He’s literally “that guy” that people have to interact with and get away from ASAP.
I remember my first beer.
re: Critiques from a season ticket holder
Posted by Sampson on 3/14/26 at 9:43 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Seeing a thread from a season ticket holder, I gave more pause and reflection to my response. You are still the same dumbass that makes mid march baseball panic threads as the guys buying the cheap seats 3 times a year.
re: Can’t wait to hear Jay talk about LSU’s lack of support towards baseball
Posted by Sampson on 3/14/26 at 9:13 pm to supersaints9
Adversity isn’t for the weak. Imagine being an Arkansas fan and be grateful. It’s still mid march.
I have wafted all of the wafts and I smell tiger victory.
Thank baby Jesus for vandy pass balls
I have spoken to the powers that decide these things and they have indicated a win for LSU. It is written.
Comparing 2020 football with O to 2026 baseball with Jay might be the most ridiculously dumb comparison in the history of earth.
He had 2 dubs yesterday.
I gotta feeling….. bombs and runs galore tonight
Been off the grid so first game to watch this season. Pumped up.
re: "Mendoza better than Burrow" - My Dumb Friend
Posted by Sampson on 1/11/26 at 8:44 am to SofaKingTrill
It took halfway down the 2nd page for someone to post the numbers. Much less the moron who started the thread who could’ve sent them in about 9 seconds to his friend. Hilarious this is more than 1 page thread.
re: Don't tell me what not to do, Mr. Police Officer.
Posted by Sampson on 1/8/26 at 2:38 am to BoomerandSooner
I think the next gen is going to have more that realize holy shite my mom is a moron and just corporate. You can see some fatigue on her face.
re: Does anybody have a brother with clinical Little Brother Syndrome?
Posted by Sampson on 1/2/26 at 11:59 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
He’ll hopefully grow out of it but a good one last arse kicking to reinforce dominance/character building deal wouldn’t hurt either.
Im talking beat down.
Im talking beat down.
re: Hardest day of my life
Posted by Sampson on 1/2/26 at 11:57 pm to Jim Rockford
It takes time. Stay steady and strong for her which you know is what she wanted and saw in you. You’ll wake up one day and be grateful you did, for her and yourself.
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God forbid they win the championship
Not gone lie, this would be literally the worst but I like Indiana to out Cinderella the miserable fricks as an icing on top type deal
re: 2006-2026 can not be 20 years.
Posted by Sampson on 1/2/26 at 11:17 pm to SallysHuman
frick
If I told you 5 years ago (I know Miami/oregon, but) that Indiana and ole miss would be playing for a CFB natty what would be your response?
Robert Redford nodding dot gif
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