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sitting in the USAIR club with Paul Finebaum
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:14 pm
in the work cubicle area right now. what do I do
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:15 pm to sasrocks
Shin kick, Go Mizzou! and run.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:15 pm to sasrocks
Tell him the only thing he ever wants to hear...
"Roll Tide"
"Roll Tide"
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:15 pm to sasrocks
Draw an AU on his bald head.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:16 pm to sasrocks
Throw toilet paper on him.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:23 pm to sasrocks
Said on radio he would be in Atlanta tomorrow.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:24 pm to sasrocks
Describe what you're wearing and dare him to come talk to you.
He reads the Rant.
He reads the Rant.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:26 pm to sasrocks
Ask him who the biggest pussy is between Pollack and Palmer.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:29 pm to sasrocks
Follow him to house afterward. Kill whatever trees he has and shrubbery, and then tea bag him
Posted on 12/5/13 at 6:34 pm to sasrocks
ask him if he plans on sending Jim Delany & Gordon Gee Christmas cards ?
Posted on 12/5/13 at 7:01 pm to sasrocks
Sneak up on him and go in dry. He'd love it.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 7:03 pm to sasrocks
Don't get yourself arrested in an airport.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 7:05 pm to sasrocks
Say "The sign says USAir, not USHair. Keep dreaming, baldy."
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